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John-US 10-31-2021 06:05 AM
Dogs and Retirement
 
While I do understand the companionship- Whats the deal with seniors and dogs (many with more than 2) walking through the neighbor hoods, taking them to the farmers market (so many it looks like a dog show) Riding them around on a golf car like a small hairy child. (what part of the brain is missing to condone this behavior?)

When I was in the fox hole , I never thought oh lord if I get thru this nightmare and they remove the shrapnel I'd love to pick up dog excrement in a clear plastic bag off my neighbors lawn (even tho we have a ton of dog parks for this event or better yet the dog lovers own lawn) then carry it though the neighbor hood like a bag of truffles on award night.

Speaking of truffles in bags. Happy Halloween (or fall festival) if you're opposed to Halloween for some reason)

:1rotfl:

Two Bills 10-31-2021 06:09 AM
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Originally Posted by John-US (Post 2023593)
While I do understand the companionship- Whats the deal with seniors and dogs (many with more than 2) walking through the neighbor hoods, taking them to the farmers market (so many it looks like a dog show) Riding them around on a golf car like a small hairy child. (what part of the brain is missing to condone this behavior?)

When I was in the fox hole , I never thought oh lord if I get thru this nightmare and they remove the shrapnel I'd love to pick up dog excrement in a clear plastic bag off my neighbors lawn (even tho we have a ton of dog parks for this event or better yet the dog lovers own lawn) then carry it though the neighbor hood like a bag of truffles on award night.

Speaking of truffles in bags. Happy Halloween (or fall festival) if you're opposed to Halloween for some reason)

:1rotfl:
You should have settled for the shrapnel.
You have now walked int the minefield!:boom:

John-US 10-31-2021 06:22 AM
I'm a survivor.

I witnessed people walking a dog from a golf cart. (they ride super slow and the tiniest dog runs full throttle to catch up) nightly occurrence.

I witnessed a lady (who I think was featured on my 600 lb life) wobble behind a tiny dog.

Both examples cannot pick up after the pet and do it in the cover of darkness. Why do they torture themselves? Doesn't the handicap or disability take enough we want to add this extra layer?

Enjoy.

PugMom 10-31-2021 06:56 AM
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Originally Posted by John-US (Post 2023601)
I'm a survivor.

I witnessed people walking a dog from a golf cart. (they ride super slow and the tiniest dog runs full throttle to catch up) nightly occurrence.

I witnessed a lady (who I think was featured on my 600 lb life) wobble behind a tiny dog.

Both examples cannot pick up after the pet and do it in the cover of darkness. Why do they torture themselves? Doesn't the handicap or disability take enough we want to add this extra layer?

Enjoy.
who let the trolls in?

JMintzer 10-31-2021 07:06 AM
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Originally Posted by John-US (Post 2023593)
While I do understand the companionship- Whats the deal with seniors and dogs (many with more than 2) walking through the neighbor hoods, taking them to the farmers market (so many it looks like a dog show) Riding them around on a golf car like a small hairy child. (what part of the brain is missing to condone this behavior?)

When I was in the fox hole , I never thought oh lord if I get thru this nightmare and they remove the shrapnel I'd love to pick up dog excrement in a clear plastic bag off my neighbors lawn (even tho we have a ton of dog parks for this event or better yet the dog lovers own lawn) then carry it though the neighbor hood like a bag of truffles on award night.

Speaking of truffles in bags. Happy Halloween (or fall festival) if you're opposed to Halloween for some reason)

:1rotfl:
Welcome to TOTV and TV...

I could explain it to you, but it's obvious I can't understand it for you...

DAVES 10-31-2021 07:30 AM
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Originally Posted by John-US (Post 2023593)
While I do understand the companionship- Whats the deal with seniors and dogs (many with more than 2) walking through the neighbor hoods, taking them to the farmers market (so many it looks like a dog show) Riding them around on a golf car like a small hairy child. (what part of the brain is missing to condone this behavior?)

When I was in the fox hole , I never thought oh lord if I get thru this nightmare and they remove the shrapnel I'd love to pick up dog excrement in a clear plastic bag off my neighbors lawn (even tho we have a ton of dog parks for this event or better yet the dog lovers own lawn) then carry it though the neighbor hood like a bag of truffles on award night.

Speaking of truffles in bags. Happy Halloween (or fall festival) if you're opposed to Halloween for some reason)

:1rotfl:
Reality, you can talk to people about such topics as their car, their home, their lawn, their spouse etc. If you want REAL hostility mention their dog. For me, I don't have a dog. It is far easier to spoil other people's dogs and leave them with the problems. Reincarnation, if it is so I want to come back as a villagers dog. You will know it is me because I demand an afternoon nap. Those costumes-forget about it. Oh and please let me not be one of those tiny dogs. I got to be at least big enough to drive a golf cart.

Malsua 10-31-2021 07:33 AM
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Originally Posted by John-US (Post 2023593)
While I do understand the companionship- Whats the deal with seniors and dogs (many with more than 2) walking through the neighbor hoods, taking them to the farmers market (so many it looks like a dog show) Riding them around on a golf car like a small hairy child. (what part of the brain is missing to condone this behavior?)
I'm stealing this quote from Bill Murray, but I wholeheartedly agree. "I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust when dogs don't like people".

Two Bills 10-31-2021 07:34 AM
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Originally Posted by DAVES (Post 2023653)
Reality, you can talk to people about such topics as their car, their home, their lawn, their spouse etc. If you want REAL hostility mention their dog. For me, I don't have a dog. It is far easier to spoil other people's dogs and leave them with the problems. Reincarnation, if it is so I want to come back as a villagers dog. You will know it is me because I demand an afternoon nap. Those costumes-forget about it. Oh and please let me not be one of those tiny dogs. I got to be at least big enough to drive a golf cart.
How about a nice stroller?:icon_wink:

John-US 10-31-2021 07:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Malsua (Post 2023655)
I'm stealing this quote from Bill Murray, but I wholeheartedly agree. "I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust when dogs don't like people".
Don't be suspicious.. I was a mail carrier for 35 years. the hatred is real ;)

JMintzer 10-31-2021 07:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Two Bills (Post 2023656)
How about a nice stroller?:icon_wink:
Methinks DAVES waaay too big for a stroller...:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

Malsua 10-31-2021 07:47 AM
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Originally Posted by John-US (Post 2023657)
Don't be suspicious.. I was a mail carrier for 35 years. the hatred is real ;)
So you joined TOTV this month just to troll people about dogs? Fair enough. Between 1 and 4 percent of people are sociopaths. Pretty sure dogs have that figured out. Probably walking around exuding a pheromone that smells to dogs like corruption and fear, looking akin to Pig pen of Peanuts fame to a dog's nose. A walking cloud of insecurity, hatred, confusion and insanity.

You know, they say if you lock your wife and your dog in the trunk and drive down a bumpy road for a few hours, only one is happy to see you when you open it up. I'd ask if you have any experience with that but you've probably never done it with a dog.

Rose Ann Vinci Igoe 10-31-2021 07:58 AM
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Originally Posted by John-US (Post 2023593)
While I do understand the companionship- Whats the deal with seniors and dogs (many with more than 2) walking through the neighbor hoods, taking them to the farmers market (so many it looks like a dog show) Riding them around on a golf car like a small hairy child. (what part of the brain is missing to condone this behavior?)

When I was in the fox hole , I never thought oh lord if I get thru this nightmare and they remove the shrapnel I'd love to pick up dog excrement in a clear plastic bag off my neighbors lawn (even tho we have a ton of dog parks for this event or better yet the dog lovers own lawn) then carry it though the neighbor hood like a bag of truffles on award night.

Speaking of truffles in bags. Happy Halloween (or fall festival) if you're opposed to Halloween for some reason)

:1rotfl:
Wow... you are so not an animal person, not everyone is. Fur babies are more than companionship. No sense on going into the whys, you will never understand. The Greatest Gift of Love from God and more.

RICH1 10-31-2021 08:00 AM
John , we could be friends... I love Dogs but unfortunately I have developed a medical allergy to them in my older years. I do wonder what go thru a dog owners mind when they bend over to pick up the excrement with those arthritic vertebrae and feel that squish. Praying and hoping that the thin plastic bag that separates them from a horrible aftermath, with no backup plan other than wiping their hand on the beautiful blades of Gods green earth..dogs must be something very special

jbartle1 10-31-2021 08:18 AM
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Originally Posted by John-US (Post 2023593)
While I do understand the companionship- Whats the deal with seniors and dogs (many with more than 2) walking through the neighbor hoods, taking them to the farmers market (so many it looks like a dog show) Riding them around on a golf car like a small hairy child. (what part of the brain is missing to condone this behavior?)

When I was in the fox hole , I never thought oh lord if I get thru this nightmare and they remove the shrapnel I'd love to pick up dog excrement in a clear plastic bag off my neighbors lawn (even tho we have a ton of dog parks for this event or better yet the dog lovers own lawn) then carry it though the neighbor hood like a bag of truffles on award night.

Speaking of truffles in bags. Happy Halloween (or fall festival) if you're opposed to Halloween for some reason)

:1rotfl:
I REALLY needed this laugh, thanks.

tophcfa 10-31-2021 08:55 AM
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Originally Posted by John-US (Post 2023593)
While I do understand the companionship- Whats the deal with seniors and dogs (many with more than 2) walking through the neighbor hoods, taking them to the farmers market (so many it looks like a dog show) Riding them around on a golf car like a small hairy child. (what part of the brain is missing to condone this behavior?)

When I was in the fox hole , I never thought oh lord if I get thru this nightmare and they remove the shrapnel I'd love to pick up dog excrement in a clear plastic bag off my neighbors lawn (even tho we have a ton of dog parks for this event or better yet the dog lovers own lawn) then carry it though the neighbor hood like a bag of truffles on award night.

Speaking of truffles in bags. Happy Halloween (or fall festival) if you're opposed to Halloween for some reason)

:1rotfl:
I would take your quote, “what part of the brain is missing to condone this behavior”, and flip it back at you. What part of the brain is missing for those who dislike dogs? Their loyalty and unwavering commitment to their owners is second to nothing. There is only one thing about being a dog owner that is less than ideal, it can be very complicated and difficult to travel. Otherwise they are absolutely great.

Topspinmo 10-31-2021 09:26 AM
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Originally Posted by John-US (Post 2023593)
While I do understand the companionship- Whats the deal with seniors and dogs (many with more than 2) walking through the neighbor hoods, taking them to the farmers market (so many it looks like a dog show) Riding them around on a golf car like a small hairy child. (what part of the brain is missing to condone this behavior?)

When I was in the fox hole , I never thought oh lord if I get thru this nightmare and they remove the shrapnel I'd love to pick up dog excrement in a clear plastic bag off my neighbors lawn (even tho we have a ton of dog parks for this event or better yet the dog lovers own lawn) then carry it though the neighbor hood like a bag of truffles on award night.

Speaking of truffles in bags. Happy Halloween (or fall festival) if you're opposed to Halloween for some reason)

:1rotfl:

Nothing like good dog poop post. News flash! No matter where you move you have to deal with the same circumstances. Unless you move out in the sticks. But, then there the wild animals you have to deal with.

But, you could of moved into place that don’t allow animals, then you wouldn’t have these problems.

John-US 10-31-2021 09:38 AM
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Originally Posted by RICH1 (Post 2023679)
John , we could be friends... I love Dogs but unfortunately I have developed a medical allergy to them in my older years. I do wonder what go thru a dog owners mind when they bend over to pick up the excrement with those arthritic vertebrae and feel that squish. Praying and hoping that the thin plastic bag that separates them from a horrible aftermath, with no backup plan other than wiping their hand on the beautiful blades of Gods green earth..dogs must be something very special
LOVE this guy!

John-US 10-31-2021 09:40 AM
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Originally Posted by tophcfa (Post 2023718)
I would take your quote, “what part of the brain is missing to condone this behavior”, and flip it back at you. What part of the brain is missing for those who dislike dogs? Their loyalty and unwavering commitment to their owners is second to nothing. There is only one thing about being a dog owner that is less than ideal, it can be very complicated and difficult to travel. Otherwise they are absolutely great.

The for the dog folks have a pug profile picture. remember the human race? :welcome:

MACH7SS 10-31-2021 09:45 AM
Seinfeld: Dogs are the leaders of the planet - YouTube

Orvil 10-31-2021 09:48 AM
John-US is probably a cat who got hold of his owner's laptop and started posting.

John-US 10-31-2021 10:39 AM
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Originally Posted by orvil (Post 2023749)
john-us is probably a cat who got hold of his owner's laptop and started posting.
love this- meow!

John-US 10-31-2021 10:41 AM
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Originally Posted by fdpaq0580 (Post 2023756)
FUR BABIES are human children with hypertrichosis, aka "werewolf syndrome". While I like dogs, I truly think adults that refer to their dog(s) as " FUR BABIES" are possibly mentally regressing to that place a child thinks her/his dolly or teddy bear is their baby. They talk baby talk, play dress up, etc.
Before being labeled "dog hater", I have sheltered, shared my home with, loved and cared for 8 dogs in my lifetime. Never once did I suffer the delusion they were human. When see people so emotionally addicted to their dogs, I can't help but feel a bit sorry for that poor person.
While dogs posses many remarkable abilities, they are still dogs. Please stop demeaning your pet by calling it "FUR baby". Please remember that their hearing is way better then yours ever was and avoid places where they will be subjected to large crowds and loud noises, like the squares, fireworks and thunderstorms. Frightening and confusing for animals. And remember that not everyone likes, loves, trusts or wants your dog to approach them.

P.S. beware of Halloween treats others may try to give your pet. It might not be something they should have.
We are friends now ;) exactly what I was trying to convey-- but my mail carrier education didn't come off as eloquently as this post.

Fredster 10-31-2021 10:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Topspinmo (Post 2023739)
Nothing like good dog poop post. News flash! No matter where you move you have to deal with the same circumstances. Unless you move out in the sticks. But, then there the wild animals you have to deal with.

But, you could of moved into place that don’t allow animals, then you wouldn’t have these problems.
Another News flash! “No matter where you move you have to deal with the same circumstances”
That statement in my opinion, based on experience in having lived in many places, is simply not true!
I have had several dogs over the years, but until I came to live in TV I had never witnessed such bizarro behavior by some dog owners.
Maybe old age and loneliness have something to do with folks giving human attributes to an animal?

npwalters 10-31-2021 11:34 AM
When I was in the fox hole , I never thought oh lord if I get thru this nightmare and they remove the shrapnel I'd love to pick up dog excrement in a clear plastic bag off my neighbors lawn (even tho we have a ton of dog parks for this event or better yet the dog lovers own lawn) then carry it though the neighbor hood like a bag of truffles on award night.

I seriously doubt you were ever in a foxhole

tophcfa 10-31-2021 11:43 AM
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Originally Posted by John-US (Post 2023745)
The for the dog folks have a pug profile picture. remember the human race? :welcome:
Shows what you know about dogs. The profile picture is a Border Collie, not a pug. Two very distinctly different breeds of dogs.

MDLNB 10-31-2021 12:26 PM
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Originally Posted by tophcfa (Post 2023784)
Shows what you know about dogs. The profile picture is a Border Collie, not a pug. Two very distinctly different breeds of dogs.

I think that the common denominator here is that regardless of breed, it's still just a DOG. Don't get me wrong, because I love dogs and have owned more than one most of my life. BUT, I would not own one in the villages and allow it to drop a load on my neighbor's yards. I have respect for other people's property. My dogs knew where they were allowed to unload and were always happy and well taken care of. But, even though they were considered family, they were still animals. I NEVER took a dog into a store, restaurant or business other than the Vets. I did not take my dog to a friend's home. People can love animals but still prefer them not to be in their faces.

Opengineer150 10-31-2021 01:24 PM
You can stay out all night come home drunk sit on the couch all day and watch TV and your Dog is always happy to see you and never complain or ask for money unlike a Wife.. The old joke being Put you wife and dog in the trunk drive around for a few hours open the trunk and see which one is happy to see you ….

JMintzer 10-31-2021 02:52 PM
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Originally Posted by John-US (Post 2023745)
The for the dog folks have a pug profile picture. remember the human race? :welcome:
Could you please translate that into English? Thanks!

JMintzer 10-31-2021 02:59 PM
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fdpaq0580 10-31-2021 03:28 PM
Trolls make great pets
 
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Originally Posted by PugMom (Post 2023618)
who let the trolls in?
Trolls make great pets. They are cute, loveable, loyal, and they use the toilet and wipe their own butts. Some even contribute to the household income. Best yet, they will pretend not to notice if you shave a few points off your golf score.

Laker14 10-31-2021 03:59 PM
Some of my best friends have been dogs.

La lamy 10-31-2021 04:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Orvil (Post 2023749)
John-US is probably a cat who got hold of his owner's laptop and started posting.
:1rotfl: :1rotfl: :1rotfl: :1rotfl:

JGVillages 10-31-2021 04:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Fredster (Post 2023774)
Another News flash! “No matter where you move you have to deal with the same circumstances”
That statement in my opinion, based on experience in having lived in many places, is simply not true!
I have had several dogs over the years, but until I came to live in TV I had never witnessed such bizarro behavior by some dog owners.
Maybe old age and loneliness have something to do with folks giving human attributes to an animal?
With my daily 3 mile neighborhood walk I encounter numerous dog walkers, and the dogs without exception are friendly and welcoming. I wave and say “morning” to all walkers and carts that pass, and only 7ish out of 10 acknowledge the greeting as opposed to 100% of wagging tails that pass. To those 3 out of 10 get your “tails” moving!

EdFNJ 10-31-2021 04:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Rose Ann Vinci Igoe (Post 2023678)
Wow... you are so not an animal person, not everyone is. Fur babies are more than companionship. No sense on going into the whys, you will never understand. The Greatest Gift of Love from God and more.
Funny, that's what I say about my kids and grandkids and even occasionally my wife. :) Dogs are cute to look at but the obsession here is overwhelming to the point that if I was the dog owner's husband or wife I would feel terribly rejected and would be looking elsewhere for my own companion .... maybe a little cat to sleep with ;) and if I sadly no longer had a spouse would be looking for human companionship from friends, family and maybe even religion if that is what one is into.

Topspinmo 10-31-2021 06:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Fredster (Post 2023774)
Another News flash! “No matter where you move you have to deal with the same circumstances”
That statement in my opinion, based on experience in having lived in many places, is simply not true!
I have had several dogs over the years, but until I came to live in TV I had never witnessed such bizarro behavior by some dog owners.
Maybe old age and loneliness have something to do with folks giving human attributes to an animal?
So, where do you think they come from? All natives were shipped to Oklahoma.

Fredster 10-31-2021 06:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Topspinmo (Post 2023914)
So, where do you think they come from? All natives were shipped to Oklahoma.
What does that have to do with my post?

laboutj 10-31-2021 10:16 PM
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Originally Posted by John-US (Post 2023593)
While I do understand the companionship- Whats the deal with seniors and dogs (many with more than 2) walking through the neighbor hoods, taking them to the farmers market (so many it looks like a dog show) Riding them around on a golf car like a small hairy child. (what part of the brain is missing to condone this behavior?)

When I was in the fox hole , I never thought oh lord if I get thru this nightmare and they remove the shrapnel I'd love to pick up dog excrement in a clear plastic bag off my neighbors lawn (even tho we have a ton of dog parks for this event or better yet the dog lovers own lawn) then carry it though the neighbor hood like a bag of truffles on award night.

Speaking of truffles in bags. Happy Halloween (or fall festival) if you're opposed to Halloween for some reason)

:1rotfl:
I think my German shepherd would take you in a battle of wits.

prendymom 11-01-2021 04:48 AM
Dogs
 
I love Dogs, but there are people in my neighborhood who ride a bike with a dog in tow. With the availability of Dog Parks, walking trails r u kidding me! Get off that bike & interact with that fur baby & play with them.

DaleDivine 11-01-2021 05:01 AM
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Originally Posted by prendymom (Post 2023979)
I love Dogs, but there are people in my neighborhood who ride a bike with a dog in tow. With the availability of Dog Parks, walking trails r u kidding me! Get off that bike & interact with that fur baby & play with them.
:coolsmiley::bigbow::bigbow:

Worldseries27 11-01-2021 05:14 AM
Johnny dark
 
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Originally Posted by john-us (Post 2023657)
don't be suspicious.. I was a mail carrier for 35 years. The hatred is real ;)
johnny dark

YOU DID YOUR JOB
&
THE DOGS DID THEIRS
&
THE BEAT GOES ON


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