How many TOTV posters does it take to change a light bulb ?
 

Q: How many group members does it take to change a light bulb ? 💡
1 to change the light bulb and ____ to post that the light bulb has been changed.

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
6 to argue over whether it's 'lightbulb' or 'light bulb'.
Another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid.
22 to tell THOSE 6 to stop being jerks.
5 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is 'lamp'.
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that 'light bulb' is perfectly correct.
49 to post memes and gifs (several are of Michael Jackson eating popcorn with the words added, “I’m just here for the comments.”)
19 to post that this page is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb page.
11 to defend the posting to this page saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant here.
24 to discuss the merits of LED/swirly fluorescent light bulbs
44 to claim LED and fluorescent bulbs will kill you.
12 to post F.
8 to ask what F means.
7 to post 'Following' but there's 3 dots at the top right that means you don't have to.
15 to say "can't share"
2 to reply "can't share from a closed group"
36 People to post pics of their own light bulbs.
15 People to post "I can't see S$%^!" and use their own light bulbs.
6 to report the post or PM an admin because someone said "f÷×$"
4 to say "Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?".
13 to say "Do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs".
5 admins to ban the light bulb posters who took it all too seriously.
1 late arrival to comment on the original post 6 months later and start it all over again.
20 to give up on fb and take their dogs for a walk instead.*****
And then somebody announces they are leaving the group over the light bulb post, and someone replies back that this isn't an airport so you don't need to announce your departure.

Great!
 

FUNNY!!!😂😂😂😂

Thanks for my morning laugh. That took a lot of work.

And 6 to say that you should have sold all your lightbulbs before you moved here and bought new Florida style lightbulbs.

:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

Not appropriate
 

It seems the note on "Light Bulbs" contains a number of cases where obvious words are
short and meant as cuss words which are not allowed in TOTV posts? :ohdear:

Should be made a sticky post required reading for all new signups
 

:bigbow:
:bigbow:
:bigbow:

so perfect description of the psychology of retirees, born pre web page creation, :boom:
and if you don't see yourself on at least one of those lines, but in reality, mostly likely 2-3
:ohdear: :duck:

Do you need help changing a light bulb?

How to change a lightbulb/light bulb
Changing a Light Bulb - YouTube

Don't bring those New York light bulbs down here.
If you don't like our light bulbs - move.

Made my day!

Oops - didn't read the entire post before I pushed submit. I was too busy trying to show everyone that I was the smartest guy on the block. Besides I needed a couple more posts to make "soaring eagle".

Counting: First of

6 to report the post or PM an admin because someone said "f÷×$"

:popcorn: :popcorn: :1rotfl:

F÷×$?
 

Looks to me like autocorrect messed up again. That's my excuse and I'm sticking with it.😔😔😔

AND 50,000 that the moderator put in time-out!!!!!!

Nights in white igloos
 

Number of times mounties have caught an iditarod racer, smuggling canadian whiskey back into canada

That pretty much covers it

I say Rusty has much to much time on his hands to develop such nonsense.

Very funny, well done, thank you

That’s the biggest laugh I’ve gotten on this forum. If you could find a way to make It political or involve a dog who pooped on a lawn while the lightbulb was being changed, you’d have everything covered! Well done and thanks for the laugh!

Yet you found time out of your life to find words and reply!:coolsmiley:

Copy and Paste🤣

Plus the renter guy Smoking ������ in his lounge chair on the street������

What about people like me who fit in more than one category/list?

Bulbs
 

Best darn post ever, and soooooo true, thanks for starting my morning with a good laugh

Grouch
 

[QUOTE=024engine;20A47882]What a waste of words and time. Get

Finally a word from the grouchiest person on the block. Crack a smile it really doesn't hurt.

I'm putting a note on my calendar for 6 months from now...

Laughter is a good thing!
 

:bigbow:

Exactly what I was going to say. Must have read the post plus some of the replies.
:popcorn::popcorn:

And 27 people will say that if we ha a Costco we could buy our light bulbs there cheaper.

Love this!

This post makes the Hall of Fame. It’s so dead-on accurate!!!

I'm just here to get my post count up.:MOJE_whot::MOJE_whot::MOJE_whot::a040:

Love it, the only thing I can add is there were be several of the usual posters who simply send a link to a site that explains how to change a light bulb, and a couple who simply tell the OP to google it.

Congratulations. Very clever.

Excellent, rustyp, as are the many additional, right-on-target comments. Yep. We know the territory.

:bigbow:

Boomer

Good one

Which Costco should I go to to but lightbulbs?

[QUOTE=Larchap49;2047915]Don't be too sure , a true Grouch could crack their face, then its an ER bill, possible plastic surgery and certainly several weeks of rehab to regain your frown, not covered by Medicare

Only 13 that say "do a light bulb search"? Sounds low!

good one, thanks for the post