UFO hearings
 

UFO hearings to start May 17th. Finally, Congress is doing something useful. :icon_wink:

Inside UFO secrets that could be revealed at bombshell hearing probing whether aliens pose national security threat

One of my neighbors keeps looking up at the sky most nights wondering if he is waiting to be picked up and taken home.

Depends. So far, the aliens appear to only be interested in abducting idiots. :1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

They are not doing a very good job of it.

We need to find more aliens than.

I wouldn’t get my hopes up.

There part of government that never answered to no one. Part of government that will NEVER tell the whole truth but nothing but the truth. Even president’s don’t have that security clearance.

Marvin (the Martian) is attending the hearings, he is concerned about the mars rover finding his front door, he does not want his address published for junk mail.

VT, can you repair a UFO?

I will need to check with Marvin.:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

I did see this guy flying around before could he be one of them?

Klaatu barada nikto
 

congress did that already

What i find most ominous is the number of abductees who when returned report being sexually assaulted

Homer had it right

Wow
 

Yes…with all the issues the country is dealing with, this is what we are concerned with?

They must be very serious about this, because they changed the name to UAP (Unidentified Aerial Phenomena). I think they had 22 committee meetings and finally decided on UAP. Now we’re getting somewhere.

Aliens In The Cabinete
 

At long last. So many aliens have been appointed to the Cabinet that they had to come clean.

It’s holograms, mainly from China and Russia for military exercises. Our government wants you to think it UFO’s.

Would it be politically correct to ask if they enjoyed it?

Asking for a friend.:bigbow:

No such things as aliens. Not possible when you consider how space and time work.

I clearly saw a UFO around 65 years ago. It was a comfortable summer night "up north" out in the country with a totally dark sky. An object about the size and brightness of a full moon went all the way across the sky. It was not a meteor because its path was totally horizontal, plus it was slower than meteors I have observed.

I really hope something friendly makes formal contact before I check out. I just hope they don't land in Washington, D.C. Our politicians would totally screw up first contact, and probably just want to tax them.

A species that got their start one billion years before humans may just know things we don't.

Hope they get to the bottom of the anal probe controversy.

In last couple of hundred years our understanding of lots of things have changed.

Lots of planets out there most likely other beings are out there some of whom know a lot more than we do.

There probably are aliens - there are a lot of stars (billions and billions) with a lot of planets that could conceivably support the generation of life. The extreme distances involved makes it unlikely, really unlikely, that they have visited earth. The probability function is not zero, just very small. If there have been visitations, I suspect the technology involved will not look like metallic fly saucers. Technologically, any visitors would be as far above us as we are above an ape.

In last couple of hundred years our understanding of lots of things have changed.

Lots of planets out there most likely other beings are out there some of whom know a lot more than we do.

Altair iv ,oops v
 

the krell are watching

I watched the hearing and found it interesting and informative. It is good to see the government is officially opening up as much information as possible, without jeopardizing national security.

Not only are they watching but they have also applied their advanced technology to high end audio equipment.

Krell – The Leader in Audio Engineering

Won't you be surprised when you get picked up.

They would return at least 87% of us as not worthy.

Ha ha
 

That applies to the entire Government

I did. Kinky! Tell your friend.
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Complete WASTE of time. Aliens do not care about Earth and Congress has dozens of more important things to resolve (Border, for one)

THIS is simply a distraction. There are better things for them to do. Trust me.

well, if they don't come up with anything useful about UFO's, maybe they'll press on and force a full disclosure on the file on Big Foot

A well planned distraction from the more serious realities confronting us all.
Oh Look, A Squirrel

Truth. I can’t say anything else because it would be considered political

Sorry Earth is closed. Congress would no doubt advocate that undocumented extraterrestrials would qualify for public assistantance benefits. We taxpayers can't afford to have a bunch of starships sneaking in to get free foodstamps and medical/veterinarian benefits. UFO spacecrafts could possibly be contributing to the Earth's climate change. Only essential space travelers should be allowed to enter the Earth's atmosphere. At least we have a president that speaks their language and is constantly communicating with them.

He is my ncxt door neighbor and a prince of a fellow

I think the proper statement is, it’s BECAUSE of all the issues the country is dealing with. Show a shiny object, get the attention somewhere else other than the mess we’ve got.