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larbud 08-06-2022 08:24 PM
James Bond
 
Saturday's Funny !!! 😂😂😂

British secret agent, James Bond, walks into the casino lounge and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman at the bar. He gives her a quick glance and then casually looks at his gold watch. Naturally, the woman notices this and asks “Is your date running late?”
“No,” answers 007. “I was just given this state-of-the-art watch by ‘Q’ and I’m field testing it.”
“Oh,” exclaims the woman. “What’s so special about it?”
“It uses alpha waves to communicate with me telapathically,” explains the tall dark secret agent.
“Well then,” begins the woman. “What is it telling you now?”
Bond looks her in the eye and says, “It says that you aren’t wearing any panties.”
The woman laughs and replies, “Well, it’s not working, that special watch… because I am wearing panties!”
Bond smirks, taps the face of the watch with his index finger “Bloody thing’s running an hour fast!”

Taltarzac725 08-06-2022 09:02 PM
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Originally Posted by larbud (Post 2123310)
Saturday's Funny !!! 😂😂😂

British secret agent, James Bond, walks into the casino lounge and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman at the bar. He gives her a quick glance and then casually looks at his gold watch. Naturally, the woman notices this and asks “Is your date running late?”
“No,” answers 007. “I was just given this state-of-the-art watch by ‘Q’ and I’m field testing it.”
“Oh,” exclaims the woman. “What’s so special about it?”
“It uses alpha waves to communicate with me telapathically,” explains the tall dark secret agent.
“Well then,” begins the woman. “What is it telling you now?”
Bond looks her in the eye and says, “It says that you aren’t wearing any panties.”
The woman laughs and replies, “Well, it’s not working, that special watch… because I am wearing panties!”
Bond smirks, taps the face of the watch with his index finger “Bloody thing’s running an hour fast!”
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Funny.

tophcfa 08-07-2022 06:19 PM
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Originally Posted by larbud (Post 2123310)
Saturday's Funny !!! 😂😂😂

British secret agent, James Bond, walks into the casino lounge and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman at the bar. He gives her a quick glance and then casually looks at his gold watch. Naturally, the woman notices this and asks “Is your date running late?”
“No,” answers 007. “I was just given this state-of-the-art watch by ‘Q’ and I’m field testing it.”
“Oh,” exclaims the woman. “What’s so special about it?”
“It uses alpha waves to communicate with me telapathically,” explains the tall dark secret agent.
“Well then,” begins the woman. “What is it telling you now?”
Bond looks her in the eye and says, “It says that you aren’t wearing any panties.”
The woman laughs and replies, “Well, it’s not working, that special watch… because I am wearing panties!”
Bond smirks, taps the face of the watch with his index finger “Bloody thing’s running an hour fast!”
Good joke, but it’s now dated. Or maybe not, the new 007 could turn out to be a lesbian?

Taltarzac725 08-07-2022 06:22 PM
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Originally Posted by tophcfa (Post 2123623)
Good joke, but it’s now dated. Or maybe not, the new 007 could turn out to be a lesbian?
Probably not as long as the long time owners of his brand have control.

Stu from NYC 08-07-2022 06:41 PM
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Originally Posted by tophcfa (Post 2123623)
Good joke, but it’s now dated. Or maybe not, the new 007 could turn out to be a lesbian?
Hopefully they revert back to 007 being a guy

tophcfa 08-07-2022 07:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Stu from NYC (Post 2123630)
Hopefully they revert back to 007 being a guy
Based on the last movie, where Bond was killed, it appears the new 007 is an African American, whoops, African British woman. And Q came out as gay. Looks like there’s nothing the newer generations can’t keep their hands off changing.

Taltarzac725 08-07-2022 08:57 PM
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Originally Posted by tophcfa (Post 2123637)
Based on the last movie, where Bond was killed, it appears the new 007 is an African American, whoops, African British woman. And Q came out as gay. Looks like there’s nothing the newer generations can’t keep their hands off changing.
James Bond Producer Says “We’re Reinventing 007”, Next Film In 2 Years – Deadline

It looks like James Bond will still be male.

Stu from NYC 08-07-2022 09:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 2123642)
We shall see but hope they continue along the lines of the original

Taltarzac725 08-07-2022 09:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Stu from NYC (Post 2123644)
We shall see but hope they continue along the lines of the original
We will probably have to wait to around 2026 or so. The Next James Bond Movie Will Be a ‘Reinvention’ of 007

affald 08-07-2022 09:42 PM
Boycott woke and they will keep canceling immoral trash. Holy Wokery Batgirl! TOM LEONARD investigates why Warner Bros' $90million superhero film was axed

admiral72 08-08-2022 06:34 AM
don't you mean an hour slow
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by larbud (Post 2123310)
Saturday's Funny !!! 😂😂😂

British secret agent, James Bond, walks into the casino lounge and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman at the bar. He gives her a quick glance and then casually looks at his gold watch. Naturally, the woman notices this and asks “Is your date running late?”
“No,” answers 007. “I was just given this state-of-the-art watch by ‘Q’ and I’m field testing it.”
“Oh,” exclaims the woman. “What’s so special about it?”
“It uses alpha waves to communicate with me telapathically,” explains the tall dark secret agent.
“Well then,” begins the woman. “What is it telling you now?”
Bond looks her in the eye and says, “It says that you aren’t wearing any panties.”
The woman laughs and replies, “Well, it’s not working, that special watch… because I am wearing panties!”
Bond smirks, taps the face of the watch with his index finger “Bloody thing’s running an hour fast!”

don't you mean an hour slow

Rodneysblue 08-08-2022 06:38 AM
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Originally Posted by larbud (Post 2123310)
Saturday's Funny !!! 😂😂😂

British secret agent, James Bond, walks into the casino lounge and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman at the bar. He gives her a quick glance and then casually looks at his gold watch. Naturally, the woman notices this and asks “Is your date running late?”
“No,” answers 007. “I was just given this state-of-the-art watch by ‘Q’ and I’m field testing it.”
“Oh,” exclaims the woman. “What’s so special about it?”
“It uses alpha waves to communicate with me telapathically,” explains the tall dark secret agent.
“Well then,” begins the woman. “What is it telling you now?”
Bond looks her in the eye and says, “It says that you aren’t wearing any panties.”
The woman laughs and replies, “Well, it’s not working, that special watch… because I am wearing panties!”
Bond smirks, taps the face of the watch with his index finger “Bloody thing’s running an hour fast!”
Hahahaha!

Finchs 08-08-2022 07:30 AM
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Originally Posted by tophcfa (Post 2123637)
Based on the last movie, where Bond was killed, it appears the new 007 is an African American, whoops, African British woman. And Q came out as gay. Looks like there’s nothing the newer generations can’t keep their hands off changing.
Another blow struck against white males! The sexual confusion of the woke crowd is stupid as well as disgusting.
:rant-rave:

Stu from NYC 08-08-2022 07:36 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by tophcfa (Post 2123637)
Based on the last movie, where Bond was killed, it appears the new 007 is an African American, whoops, African British woman. And Q came out as gay. Looks like there’s nothing the newer generations can’t keep their hands off changing.
When you have something so successful wonder why they felt a need to make such wholesale changes. If its not broke dont fix it

Whitley 08-08-2022 08:33 AM
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Originally Posted by tophcfa (Post 2123623)
Good joke, but it’s now dated. Or maybe not, the new 007 could turn out to be a lesbian?
I thought ze was.

rpalumberi 08-08-2022 09:11 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by larbud (Post 2123310)
Saturday's Funny !!! 😂😂😂

British secret agent, James Bond, walks into the casino lounge and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman at the bar. He gives her a quick glance and then casually looks at his gold watch. Naturally, the woman notices this and asks “Is your date running late?”
“No,” answers 007. “I was just given this state-of-the-art watch by ‘Q’ and I’m field testing it.”
“Oh,” exclaims the woman. “What’s so special about it?”
“It uses alpha waves to communicate with me telapathically,” explains the tall dark secret agent.
“Well then,” begins the woman. “What is it telling you now?”
Bond looks her in the eye and says, “It says that you aren’t wearing any panties.”
The woman laughs and replies, “Well, it’s not working, that special watch… because I am wearing panties!”
Bond smirks, taps the face of the watch with his index finger “Bloody thing’s running an hour fast!”
good one, funny

mikeycereal 08-08-2022 11:37 AM
Funny joke, I think I'll borrow it.

As for this new James Bond stuff I agree if it ain't broke....

Michael G. 08-08-2022 11:49 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by larbud (Post 2123310)
Saturday's Funny !!! 😂😂😂

British secret agent, James Bond, walks into the casino lounge and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman at the bar. He gives her a quick glance and then casually looks at his gold watch. Naturally, the woman notices this and asks “Is your date running late?”
“No,” answers 007. “I was just given this state-of-the-art watch by ‘Q’ and I’m field testing it.”
“Oh,” exclaims the woman. “What’s so special about it?”
“It uses alpha waves to communicate with me telapathically,” explains the tall dark secret agent.
“Well then,” begins the woman. “What is it telling you now?”
Bond looks her in the eye and says, “It says that you aren’t wearing any panties.”
The woman laughs and replies, “Well, it’s not working, that special watch… because I am wearing panties!”
Bond smirks, taps the face of the watch with his index finger “Bloody thing’s running an hour fast!”
Why isn't this moved to the " Just for Fun" forum" ????????

Moderator 08-08-2022 11:53 AM
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Originally Posted by Michael G. (Post 2123865)
Why isn't this moved to the " Just for Fun" forum" ????????
Where do you think it is?

Moderator

Worldseries27 08-08-2022 05:17 PM
00 going going gone
 
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Originally Posted by tophcfa (Post 2123637)
based on the last movie, where bond was killed, it appears the new 007 is an african american, whoops, african british woman. And q came out as gay. Looks like there’s nothing the newer generations can’t keep their hands off changing.
watch how fast a sinking box office will change producer/investors minds.remember or not this 1 time wonder.

Worldseries27 08-08-2022 05:21 PM
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Originally Posted by admiral72 (Post 2123697)
don't you mean an hour slow
fast is correct. The watch is predicting what will happen in the future

Stu from NYC 08-08-2022 06:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Worldseries27 (Post 2123977)
watch how fast a sinking box office will change producer/investors minds.remember or not this 1 time wonder.
Hard to keep something like this fresh but some things should not be messed with.

WiscoGirl 08-08-2022 09:05 PM
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Originally Posted by admiral72 (Post 2123697)
don't you mean an hour slow
James, double O - seven, is the one who's "late" (to remove her unmentionable's) therefore, the watch is "fast"

Two Bills 08-09-2022 02:23 AM
May help regarding the rumor of a possible female of undisclosed sexual, racial orientation.

New James Bond ‘has to be aged under 40 and taller than 5ft 10’

Stu from NYC 08-09-2022 07:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Two Bills (Post 2124043)
May help regarding the rumor of a possible female of undisclosed sexual, racial orientation.

New James Bond ‘has to be aged under 40 and taller than 5ft 10’
Took me to a screen about yahoo.

Two Bills 08-09-2022 08:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Stu from NYC (Post 2124120)
Took me to a screen about yahoo.
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