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When I die .....
When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep, like my grandmother did... instead of screaming and yelling like the passengers in her car.
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HILARIOUS!!! This is going to keep popping into my brain all night. I may not get a good night of sleep, and it will be all your fault. Thank You! Thank You, very much!
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I want to be ground up and added to dog food, the next time you clean something from the bottom of your shoe think of me
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I've always thought that a "good death" would involve the entire Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders squad and a swimming pool full of lime Jell-O. |
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Pretty sure I've heard that one as "Not like grandpa and his bus full of passengers."
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As a former Minnesotan I was a diehard Vikings fan (not an especially rewarding experience…). Anyway back in 1975 a friend scared up two tickets to the Vikings - Dallas Cowboys playoff game that was to determine the Super Bowl entry from the National Conference. Cold December day in Minnesota, the game held in rickety old Metropolitan Stadium. Anyway, I’m walking into the stadium. There wasn’t much security in those days and all of a sudden I’m surrounded by these really gorgeous, really tall women all dressed the same. Yep. The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders squad! Best part of the day, actually. The Vikings lost on the original Hail Mary Pass. 4th and 17 from the 50 yard line, about 17 seconds to go and Staubach connects for a TD pass. |
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What NDE (Near Death Experiences) tell or can comfort us
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Seems to me if she was feeling tired she shouldn't have been driving.
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But, did she listen to me? Noooo. She and some gals from the quilting club, jumped in her ‘58 Buick and sped off toward Dead Man’s Curve. Dead Man's Curve... it's no place to play. Dead Man's Curve... you best keep away. |
And let's take a lighthearted, amusing moment and turn it upside down. It saddens me when people with no sense of humor impose their lack of it on others.
Thanks for the laugh, Ecuadog. |
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My perfect exit, would be at the age of 95, owing a huge amount of money to Bank and Tax collector, and shot to death by my neighbor when caught making love to his 24 year old wife.
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