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Wing-nut2 02-04-2023 09:42 AM

We made the news again
 
Florida retirement village swingers are 'using loofah system to indicate sexual preferences' | Daily Mail Online

Taltarzac725 02-04-2023 09:46 AM


Probably mean Jay, Sally, Molly, and Roger and their understanding of loofahs.

JMintzer 02-04-2023 10:20 AM

Same "story" that was in the NY Post... Garbage...

Dr Winston O Boogie jr 02-04-2023 10:28 AM

This nonsense pops up every few years. As one person said, they are simply a way of finding your car in a parking lot.

walterray1 02-04-2023 10:31 AM

Give us all a break already.

ThirdOfFive 02-04-2023 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by walterray1 (Post 2183374)
Give us all a break already.

Ditto.

Two Bills 02-04-2023 11:09 AM

Reporters are just jealous they are missing all the fun.
Their wives are too ugly to swap!

Michael G. 02-04-2023 01:57 PM

But if the shoe fits, put it on. :1rotfl:

Taltarzac725 02-04-2023 02:01 PM

Loofa Love At The Villages

Seems the rumor has reached Detroit. That is next to the article on the talking dog.

thelegges 02-04-2023 02:37 PM

So whoever is writing the article, the pictures are mesh shower puff balls, or bath sponge, made of non organic materials. Can be called a loofah, but not by those who actually own loofahs.

Loofahs are naturally only one color.light wheat color, or commonly known at the design center as village beige, made from fibrous tropical fruits. Used to exfoliate skin, and can do damage if not properly softened in warm water. Color is not their friend.

So when one goes to Disney or universal you will see mesh shower puff balls on cars to distinguish their car from the hundreds of rental cars.

Unless it’s code at Disney or Universal that those in the cars swing to all theme parks.:1rotfl:

RICH1 02-04-2023 02:51 PM

I use a grout sponge….

I'm Popeye! 02-04-2023 03:57 PM

BS, it's another plan of action by the Villages to get more sickos to buy houses here.

New Englander 02-04-2023 04:46 PM

I want in on this fun. Where can I buy one of those Loofah thingy's?

Velvet 02-04-2023 05:20 PM

After coming to TV for 24 years to visit relatives I have never heard of these Loofahs. I haven’t seen them much either maybe I’m just not looking hard enough in the parking lots. I looked at mine and it’s grey in the bathroom to match the towels and that color doesn’t seem to be on the list. But I have a question; can anyone start a rumor? I think I could come up with a good one.

Taltarzac725 02-04-2023 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Velvet (Post 2183512)
After coming to TV for 24 years to visit relatives I have never heard of these Loofahs. I haven’t seen them much either maybe I’m just not looking hard enough in the parking lots. I looked at mine and it’s grey in the bathroom to match the towels and that color doesn’t seem to be on the list. But I have a question; can anyone start a rumor? I think I could come up with a good one.

It is funny that the group would probably change their items if they were very public and go to some other kind of signal.

OrangeBlossomBaby 02-04-2023 07:03 PM

It's the Daily Mail. And the NY Post. No one should be surprised by this, at all. I wouldn't even be surprised if the Morse family fed the old rumor to them. There's no such thing as "bad press" as they say.

JMintzer 02-04-2023 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by I'm Popeye! (Post 2183493)
BS, it's another plan of action by the Villages to get more sickos to buy houses here.

Did it work? LOL!

Taltarzac725 02-05-2023 12:05 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ds6...ature=youtu.be

Roger Rabbit Shave and a Haircut

If the secret handshake is known by everyone they are going have to find something other than loofahs.

Garywt 02-05-2023 03:40 AM

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Originally Posted by thelegges (Post 2183469)
So whoever is writing the article, the pictures are mesh shower puff balls, or bath sponge, made of non organic materials. Can be called a loofah, but not by those who actually own loofahs.

Loofahs are naturally only one color.light wheat color, or commonly known at the design center as village beige, made from fibrous tropical fruits. Used to exfoliate skin, and can do damage if not properly softened in warm water. Color is not their friend.

So when one goes to Disney or universal you will see mesh shower puff balls on cars to distinguish their car from the hundreds of rental cars.

Unless it’s code at Disney or Universal that those in the cars swing to all theme parks.:1rotfl:

Just Villagers at Disney hoping for a hookup while they are there.

Garywt 02-05-2023 03:41 AM

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Originally Posted by I'm Popeye! (Post 2183493)
BS, it's another plan of action by the Villages to get more sickos to buy houses here.

Do you use the upside down pineapple instead.

Garywt 02-05-2023 03:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Velvet (Post 2183512)
After coming to TV for 24 years to visit relatives I have never heard of these Loofahs. I haven’t seen them much either maybe I’m just not looking hard enough in the parking lots. I looked at mine and it’s grey in the bathroom to match the towels and that color doesn’t seem to be on the list. But I have a question; can anyone start a rumor? I think I could come up with a good one.

The loofah’s have been around at least 4 years as someone was handing them out at the home show. Car or golf carts have them so look if interested.

retiredwineladys 02-05-2023 06:05 AM

A typical stupid male response.

Sandy and Ed 02-05-2023 06:28 AM

More of the usual BS. Good friends of ours moved here (i.e., “den of iniquity and perverse pleasures”) from Maine years ago. Their relatives, friends and neighbors gave them a farewell party complete with gag gifts. It was more like a frisky bachelorette and bachelor party. Seems like the media won’t let it go.
First it was the color of a ladies shoes …….now luffas (???). Ridiculous!!!! There is no “there” here.

thevillagernie 02-05-2023 06:29 AM

I thought they did this so they could locate there cars in a parking lot....
 
:laugh:

Larchap49 02-05-2023 08:19 AM

News
 
Old and outdated news Jim. Please find something new to spread around

MandoMan 02-05-2023 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by thelegges (Post 2183469)
So whoever is writing the article, the pictures are mesh shower puff balls, or bath sponge, made of non organic materials. Can be called a loofah, but not by those who actually own loofahs.

Loofahs are naturally only one color.light wheat color, or commonly known at the design center as village beige, made from fibrous tropical fruits. Used to exfoliate skin, and can do damage if not properly softened in warm water. Color is not their friend.

So when one goes to Disney or universal you will see mesh shower puff balls on cars to distinguish their car from the hundreds of rental cars.

Unless it’s code at Disney or Universal that those in the cars swing to all theme parks.:1rotfl:

Funny! I suspect that shower puff balls on golf carts are primarily used by a few people to help them remember where they parked. Or maybe they are to remind people to exfoliate. Of course, if you are a swinger, it can be difficult to remember where you parked. So to speak. Please consider shower puff balls as representing sexual tastes to be a complete hoax. There are several dozen swingers in The Villages, just as there are very rare cases of STDs. Some estimates claim that 2.35% of Americans are swingers (that seems unlikely), and if that held true here, we would have over 3,000. We don’t. And our STD rate is FAR below the national average. After all, most of us are home watching television by 8 p.m., and most of us haven’t had a new partner in decades. Or sex in decades, for that matter.

Now, if you see someone wearing an upside down pineapple, on the other hand, that might mean something. And I do enjoy a good pineapple upside down cake. I had some on my birthday.

NoMo50 02-05-2023 08:30 AM

Has anyone ever actually met an admitted "swinger" here? If they are so pervasive, surely someone has met one in the flesh. If they actually exist, they must be hanging out with Bigfoot in his lair, or perhaps they were all abducted by aliens.

Sunny923! 02-05-2023 08:39 AM

Boring
 
Investigative reporting from a drag queen. Yeah now thats interesting! Not.

Taltarzac725 02-05-2023 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by NoMo50 (Post 2183678)
Has anyone ever actually met an admitted "swinger" here? If they are so pervasive, surely someone has met one in the flesh. If they actually exist, they must be hanging out with Bigfoot in his lair, or perhaps they were all abducted by aliens.

Yes. He moved to Clearwater. His pooch had a mohawk. All the rest of the dog's body was shaved except for the middle of his head.

msilagy 02-05-2023 09:25 AM

My girlfriend many years ago was approached in Katie Belle's to join a swinger party. Older lady, very conservatively dressed, not attractive per se. Anyway I was dancing when I saw a man and a woman talking to her (found out later they were husband and wife) asking if she would like to join a swingers party later that evening. They said there were a couple men upstairs at the bar that would accompany her. She said NO and walked away. Just like any other city and town in America this does exist. So be it. Not interested.

MrFlorida 02-05-2023 09:29 AM

I hear about this all the time from my jealous friends... LOL

Worldseries27 02-05-2023 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by i'm popeye! (Post 2183493)
bs, it's another plan of action by the villages to get more sickos to buy houses here.

king of agree. It's like the lawyers questioning the defendant with " so when did you stop beating your dog"

Psacc0 02-05-2023 09:52 AM


S.T.D. means. “Stuff To Do”. Yes indeed, we have a lot of STD!

Rodneysblue 02-05-2023 10:00 AM

Slow news day.

PJackpot 02-05-2023 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Sunny923! (Post 2183688)
Investigative reporting from a drag queen. Yeah now thats interesting! Not.

Exactly what I was thinking... a real legitimate source of information. Some freak drag queen. Hey, look. loofahs...can only mean one thing. :rolleyes:

Carlsondm 02-05-2023 10:33 AM

That's a non molding nylon scrubby, not a loofa. How else can I find my car???? :)

stancella 02-05-2023 11:22 AM

Jim: Totally off subject, my brother worked at (FLETC), up until a year ago. Perhaps you knew him...Adam Martin?

Garywt 02-05-2023 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoMo50 (Post 2183678)
Has anyone ever actually met an admitted "swinger" here? If they are so pervasive, surely someone has met one in the flesh. If they actually exist, they must be hanging out with Bigfoot in his lair, or perhaps they were all abducted by aliens.

Admitted, not sure but the Villages do offer swing lessons.

Garywt 02-05-2023 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Sandy and Ed (Post 2183613)
More of the usual BS. Good friends of ours moved here (i.e., “den of iniquity and perverse pleasures”) from Maine years ago. Their relatives, friends and neighbors gave them a farewell party complete with gag gifts. It was more like a frisky bachelorette and bachelor party. Seems like the media won’t let it go.
First it was the color of a ladies shoes …….now luffas (???). Ridiculous!!!! There is no “there” here.

Oh yes, the color of shoes. Is it red or gold, at City Fire outside bar. Don’t forget to bring your cash.

Barborv 02-05-2023 12:06 PM

Unless I hear it from the horse's mouth (A true swinger) it's a lot if crap. Sooo... if there is any truth to this and you are a person who uses the sponges for this purpose, please confirm!!!


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