Yip Yip Yap Yap Yip Yap Yap Yip
 

Was behind another cart on Morse Blvd. Thursday near St. James. Someone was riding with their dog-child. This is what we were treated to on the journey:

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Noise pollution. What possible enjoyment can anyone get from owning a dog that never shuts up? No I'm not a dog hater. What I hate is this:

Yip Yip Yap Yap Yip Yap Yap Yip Yip Yip Yap Yap Yip Yap Yap Yip Yip Yip Yap Yap Yip Yap Yap Yip Yip Yip Yap Yap Yip Yap Yap (Yip Yip Yip Yip Yip Yip Yip) (Yap Yap Yap Yap Yap Yap) Yip Yip Yap Yap Yip Yap Yap Yip Yip Yip Yap Yap Yip Yap Yap Yip Yip Yip Yap Yap Yip Yap Yap Yip Yip Yip Yap Yap Yip Yap Yap Yip and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on.

:loco:

Fortunately it wasn't your neighbor. You'd have been a captive audience in that case. However, in this case you could have pulled off the road for a minute of your time and let Mr. Yappy get far enough ahead of you to relieve you of the inconvenience.

A dog that constantly barks is usually an unhappy dog. A person who keeps letting their dog bark constantly is an unhappy person.

Driver possibly blind and uses a guide dog that is telling him/her where to go?:shrug:

Dog thought she was the wife???

Amazing...
Yet another retired Villager, got the world by the a$$, riding around in a golf cart enjoying the beautiful Florida weather...and this is your silly gripe ???
Don't you know how to go in a different direction ?

at first I thought you were talking about the wife!

My post was intended a humor. Not a peer reviewed submission to Psychology Today.

Rule #1: Never criticize or make fun of a dog owner's "fur baby". You will drawn and quartered, tongue cut out, burned at the stake and buried in a grave filled with dog poop.

Some dogs are excited when riding in cart just like humans in restaurants they can’t stop yapping either. :pepper2:

What I like about American. We have choices. You chose to listen to Yap, yip, yip. Noone’s fault but your own.

:bigbow:

Or totally deaf!

Single! Or soon to be, I guessing! 😏😏😏

Maybe I can help. I speak "dog". Translation: I was fine at home. Take me home! I said home! Turn around, dammit! This freaking cart is noisy, stinky and rides like crap. You drive like the Tasmanian devil. You scare the pee out of me. Dear God-dog, PLEASEmake him/her take me home where my food is, and the world isn't filled with noisy, stinky, scary carts and cars! Holy lawn droppings! PLEASE, NOT THE SQUAREEEEEEE. I swear, I will jump out of this demon cart and try to face plant on the curb! Somebody, please, kill me! My owner hates me! Where is a hungry gator when you need one! TAKE ME HOME!
Translation complete. Some graphic cursing was edited out.
You are welcome.

Such first world problems we have to deal with here in The Villages

My kind of conversation, I like dogs more than many of the people I come across.

So our oldest and spouse both intelligent Doctors are DINKs. Rescuing a lab mix that was going to be euthanized its front legs 6” shorter than its back legs, could barely stand. Puppy to U of M to have legs resected with bone graphs to make them 4”longer. The procedure went well the tune of over $10,000. After eight months the puppy just had its cast removed and and is doing well.

However, whenever it sees another human we bark if it sees another dog we bark. Best, guess scared of humans and other dogs. In process of socializing and bringing back to the real world.

If you don’t have to live with them, I classify that as a bonus. Because the lack of toleration may be too much. First day was horrendous then by day 3 calm happened because none of us were here to do harm. But those first two days were nerve racking

Topics like this make me so glad that I have a busy life to live. And an internet forum to come to where I can be entertained at what triggers people who don't have a life. Ketchup, hotdogs, drone pilots being called pilots, dog poop, and left handed ice cream scoops.
You can't make this stuff up!

Bless their hearts. I'm sure that dog will be your best friend for many loving years.

Yeah, like Psychology Today peer reviews it’s articles 😂😂😂

Exactly!!
Actually I thought the OP was funny. Made me laugh. Just glad that dog doesn't live near us. lol

Somebody needs a hug! Just kidding

Someone recently slipped us a list of things that you find irritating- along with this bit of information that we didn't find surprising,

"He thinks that the pet peeves of others are silly and unjustified- but finds anything that he is irritated by completely logical and above reproach".

Some kind of pet peeve.

So, how does the driver distinguish the yap and yip instructions? Oh, I get it yap = turn right, yip = turn left:22yikes:

:a20:Oh my God, truly one of the funniest posts I've ever read on this forum. Thank you for making my day. :a20:

He’s trying to tell you the golf course conditions suck!

For all of a few minutes. An outrage! How did you survive?
My suggestion - alphabetize this with your other many grievances and forward these in writing, not email, your congressman

agree
 

lighten up, we're retired

I believe the dog was trying to advise you on a tax pro after seeing your other thread. ‘Go with the CPA back home’ Woof

Humor - thank heaven. One more yip would have made for an intolerable situation.

Love the comment about thinking it was the wife. Now that's funny, I don't care who you are; and I'm a wife. I think my husband will laugh out loud when I show him this; just like I did. 😅

Aren't those the lyrics to the 1957 song "Get a Job" by The Silhouettes???

(Minus the sha-na-na-na and mum-mum-mum):1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

🤭🤣🤣🤣🤣

If anybody has a pair of old socks or ductape I sure could use it to shut up my yapping neighbor

Dog Yapping
 

The story did not sound humorous. I would think that the smell of gas is worse than the barking.

Thank you for a good laugh as I wake up this morning. But...........there MUST be some truth in this.

Owners who let their dogs yap non-stop are so ridiculous and insensitive. Would you let your human kids scream at strangers? Same thing to me.

Next door
 

Live no next door would be better we had that opportunity twice in our life time