I, as the husband, am in charge!
 

I've been married 30 years. When we got married, we agreed that as the husband, I would make all the big decisions and my wife would make all the small decisions.

It's worked out great! I'm just surprised there have never been any big decisions.

Funny.

Happy Wife, happy life :-)

Once you make that agreement, there are no longer any big decisions.

That's great! You get to be the one that shops without consequence of budget or bottom line. Have fun!

Scott or Charmin, honey? And because we are at Costco we should get this right as these are 25 roll packs!

Been married for 60 years and there have also not been any big decisions.

In our house we have his and her so we would get both.

My greatest life achievement in life, was winning an argument with my wife in 1982!

we don't have arguments in our house, just my misunderstandings. . .

Shortly after my wife and I were married, we were at a party, and I was stupid to brag to the guys in the immediate area that I was "King of our household". Little did I know that she was directly behind me. With out pausing, she said in a very clear voice so all could hear "Yes, that is correct but I'm Sgt Preston!"

All you guys need to man up! Don’t make me revoke your mancard…

Required For Marriage License
 

As a condition of a marriage license being issued, the prospective groom should be required to memorize and recite:
"Whatever you want, Dear"

Fly me to the moon
 

yes sir, reporting for duty, sir,!
Btw got divorced, wrote a song about it

I had to look that up, as it was on before I started grade school.
“ Sergeant Preston of the Yukon is a half-hour long American action adventure northwestern television series, broadcast in color on CBS Thursday evenings at 7:30 to 8:00 p.m. from September 29, 1955, to September 25, 1958. It was based on the radio drama Challenge of the Yukon.”

Lol

You can’t take it away from him, his wife is holding it.

Oscargate
 

spielberg should make a movie about how rin tin tin's oscar was controversially reversed.

My dad used to say they had a 50/50 marriage: when they disagree they do what she says and when they agree they do what he says

My husband is the head of our household. And I’m the neck . . . I’ll turn him any way I want!

Marriage is about shared responsibilities. The husband is responsible for the bad decisions and the wife for the good ones.

Rule #1 Woman's Playbook
 

Make the man think he is in charge.:pepper2:

I am the HEAD of my household. Period. End of story. BUT.... my wife is the NECK that turns the head!!! :)

Bet she makes a great sammich too.

And when a couple gets married the man thinks the woman will never change and the woman thinks she can change the man. Neither ever happens.

Here's a comedian who bases his act on this very theme.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=satLUmt0lrM

Oh for the good old days when we were kings of our castles

Hilarious! 😂

That's what they all say. 🤕🤒😮

I can't say that. Gotten close now and again but then she just changes the subject.