Where I have and have not been
 

WHERE I HAVE & HAVE NOT BEEN.



I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.


I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.


I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends, family and work.


I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much on physical activity anymore.


I have never been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there.

I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.

Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older.

One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!

And more and more I think of the Here After .. Several times a day, in fact, I enter a room and think "What am I here after?"

Just don't go in Debt. It's hard to get out of. :jester:

I have never been in DeNile, too many crocodiles! For the past 35 years I have been in Love...what a great place...I think I will stay!

:a20:

My mom always told me I was incorrigible.........I never remembered ever being there as a child. :shocked:

Bill :)

I have never been in Only, but I see signs for Only all over the highways.

I have never been to the state of Intoxication but I have stood on the border and looked over...:beer3:

I've never been to Spain

I've never been Beside Myself
but I have been in Hot Water

I've never been up to speed, but I'm hoping to get there soon.

I've been in somnia for years. Wish I could find a way out of it.

I was inQuisitive last month but I left because I didn't wish to pry.

I've never been to Heaven, but I've been to Oklahoma.

They told me I was born there. (-:

When I was in VietNam, they told me in was in Continent, but I swear I don't think I was.

I've also been to Hell and back (twice).

Been up Sh*ts Creek with and without a paddle. (wife usually supplies the canoe)
Been in a pickle many times.

LOVE YOU GUYS! You are ALL indescribable :wave:

Never been there before.

Rather similar to being in Deep Sh!t, I reckon. :D I've got a reserved parking spot there..............

:pepper2:

Bill :)

And this in NOT the swimDAWG Post of the Day....
 

Ummmmmmm...............been in this place........all too often......

..........the dawg house.

Sorry......just couldn't resist.

A friend of mine has been down the wrong way on a one way street in Manhattan. When he was pulled over by a policeman, he was asked "if he saw the arrrows"?

He replied, "man, I didn't even see the indians".

The policeman laughed and let him go. A true story.

Also true, he became a policeman himself. :)

We all thought this was your place.

Reminds ne - I have to get my septic tank pumped out..........

Thanksgiving Day I was in Satiable. It was crowded there. I plan to go again on Christmas Day but never again after January 1.

I have never been to Heaven but they say TV is the closest you can come to it on Earth.

I'm in Describable but I don't know how to tell you I got here.

I like to stay in touch.