Aligator turns over cart with 2 people in it
 

that huge gator known as lake sumpter bridge got another cart last night ,, was walking about 11:30 just past sunset area 2 big gals who had few drinks in them passed me going the other way they were hooping hollering weaving around and all of a sudden they hit traffic side curb ,,was like a elephant stubbing his toe,,, they both bounced out of the cart,, cart was over the curb,, they both were still having a good time,, I helped them get the cart back in path lane, they thanked me,,, off they went.... I am sure they were 2 sore hung over fat gals this morning!

Did you call the police?? Sounds like they shouldn't be on the road!

No harm---No foul

You really know how to put a title on a thread. Certainly got me to take a look.

No cops
 

At that time of nite,,,these gals didnt need the cops,,,,they needed 8 hours to sleep it off,,,,,I am not there mama,,,,,be careful out there! This is America's friendliest home town,,,, I would have offered to take them home but I didn't have any $$ with me I was afraid they would have wanted to get some tacos at taco bells I couldn't afford to feed 2drunk fat gals!

No harm, no foul...until later on when they could have cut someone else off. Cops should have been called.

Was there a need to repeatedly refer to the size of the ladies in such a way? :shrug:

And also keep in mind..............there is still no pee in Lake Sumter. :pepper2:

Bill :)

I only report the way I seen it,,, they were 2 big ol gals,,,,If there were 2 skinny things I would have said so.... Oh yes there is "p" in lake Sumptner,, I know cause I have peed in it more than once,,,, enjoy!!! Buy bigger panties when the ones you have get in a wad ,,, I do an it makes me feel good!

I thought the same thing. You articulated it better than I could.

There may be a 'p' in the lake now but the 'n' should not be in there!

Hahaha, me too!

Big women.....skinny women - their size is not pertinent to the point of your original post so no need to mention....IMHO.

Bill :)

Shooter, your descriptions are too funny! Everytime we cross the "gator" I tell DW how nervous those narrow cart lanes make me feel. You see lots of cart tire marks on the curbing. Wish there was some way they could widen the cart path on the bridge. Can't imagine crossing it with a few "brewskys" distorting my vision! :laugh:

I was looking for the gator

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2 big beach balls
 

If you would've seen these 2 gals bouncing around like big old beach balls you would realize their size was very relevant it's just my description not your characterization. The main message is be careful on that bridge or the gator will get u!

I don't care, but I'm sure getting a chuckle out of this whole story. Loved the title,,, sure did think there was a gator in this story. Oh well, just two fat chicks,,, hahahaha,,, now everyone will be mad at me too. :evil6:

I really don't much care what the size of the girls/females were but I certainly care about the fact that a vehicle was being driven by someone who had no business being behind the wheel. I woud have called 911..... I know I would not have been kind enough to help flip the cart back over so they could go on their merry way.

It's all BS..............from another rumor monger......

Thank you Bill, I also felt offended at the language used to describe the two "fat gals". I'm not even fat, but as a lady, it is not very polite language to use. So what they were feeling no pain and laughing, after all, isn't it a happy place! Everyone has worked 40 years or so to get here!

Everyone has been advised of the alligator. Thread closed.