RIP Pillsbury Doughboy
 

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection
and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly.
He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.
Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects,
including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California
Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain
Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described
Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.
Born and bread in Minnesota, Doughboy rose quickly in show
business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He
was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his
dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at
times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a
positive roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, and three
children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they
had a bun in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly
father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at
3:50 for about 20 minutes.

Cute. :1rotfl::1rotfl:

That's funny!

See Ya Pillsbury Dough Boy
 

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Wow, JackZ, you are really mellowing out in your Golden years - Welcome to The Villages!

:agree:

:mademyday::mademyday:

Hearing the Sad news Homer Simpson replied

"DOUGH!"

Love it....are you asking for doughnations in his memory?

Doughnut know:clap2:

:MOJE_whot:

Photos from the event indicate that the services were held in England bc the limos used to transport his loved one's were Rolls.

Nothin' says lovin' like somethin' in the oven...
 

:clap2::mademyday:

p.s., I heard the Dough house was jammed with well-wishers.

:clap2::clap2::clap2:

What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over?
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Doughnuts.

Bunch of comedians!
 

:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl: OMG OP, that is sooo funny! And the remarks just keep getting better & better. You guys should write for television--we need some good comedies.

In lieu of "Flour", contributions to your local bakery would be appreciated.

You know how to get a "rise" outa folks.:coolsmiley: Your sense of humor is not the "yeast" of your admirable personality traits.:a040:

And on and on
 

Pall bearer's were late arriving as they were in a jam.
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A new spokes-person has been selected.:22yikes:
Uncanny resemblance.

https://encrypted-tbn1.google.com/im...ah5G1v3JfMy-AA

late arrivals came from the grands, of frozen section USA