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The Amount of Booze that is Consumed in TV is Amazing
I wish I could be the liquor distributor for The Villages!
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Funny saying that you see on some license plates that are sold on Vendor Nights at the Squares that goes :
"The Villages is a Drinking Community with a Golf Cart Problem" Cute :) |
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Better yet, open up a rehab for seniors. Gives new meaning to "assisted living".
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Its a fact that a glass of wine or a beer or two can benefit your health. However, you don't have to be much of an observer to see people over their limit, especially at the town squares. I don't have much tolerance for an obnoxious drunk.
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The liquor consumption is for medicinal purposes only!! :)
Na Zdrowie!!! ( To your health ) |
What on earth are you talking about? Hic :beer3:
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There seems to be quite a bit of drinkin' goin' on. You can tell that probably the two for one's are the reason for so many broken gates that happen here. I saw a fellow repairing the crossbar to a gate the other morning and I rolled the window down and told him that I doubt he'd ever be out of work. ;) |
We say we moved from a drinking town on the Jersey shore to a drinking town in central FL...the difference is that in NJ it doesnt stop until 4AM...
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With over 80K people living here plus guests and outsiders I'm surprised the didn't put a distillery in Brownwood. Maybe it's not a rain barrel after all.
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You know how to tell when your drunk?
When your lying on the floor and you have to hold on. :jester: |
Cheers
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And as has been pointed out, we are a community of 85,000 people. That's a good sized city in most states. I don't know what the total volume of alcohol sold is, but I'd love to see a statistic of alcohol consumed per capita. My guess is that it would be low based on my experience here so far. |
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In support of Villagers, age does seem to bring some wisdom with respect to over indulging in alcohol-- age and diabetes type ll. |
Does anyone remember the Spanish Springs Brewery ?
It was located where the new Luigino's restaurant is. |
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Marge and Homer could fit in here.
Marge: Homer, you cannot miss Lisa's big day. And you have to come sober! Homer: American sober or Irish sober? Marge: .08 sober! Homer: .15. Marge: .09! Homer: .10 with a stomach full of bread. My final offer. Marge (groans): Deal. Love the Simpsons! |
I am a Villagers,
I shall not drink. If I should drink, I shall not get drunk. If I should get drunk, I shall not stagger. If I should stagger, I shall not fall down. If I should fall down, I will do so, face first, So that no one can tell I AM A VILLAGER. |
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We'll be there permanently at the beginning of November. I intend to help the total.
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I take exception to the mischaracteriztion of villagers being heavy drinkers. Wasn't the faux sex scandal being passed around enough. Wait a minute I'll be right back my girlfriend is complaining that I tied the ropes around her wrist too tightly:pepper2: if I can get one 6 oz glass wine finsihed with my meals and not get a buzz I am doing good.
We villagers get drunk on the pure joy of living here |
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I'd love to see how we stack up against Ocala which has about 55,000 people. |
How do you know how much I drink? Please don't follow me into Kindred Spirits!:laugh:
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