Fractured Sentences - Yup, had to do it!
 

I posted it in the four word thread then thought it might be fun. Here are a few examples to get it started:

Final drinking tube: The last straw.

Peruse words below one line but above another: Read between the lines.

Scissor something from its place: Cut it out!

Ok, I'll cut it out... for now. Your turn! :ho:

Memory Course Advertisement - I filed and forgot about it.

Investing a cent is equal to earning a cent. (a penny saved is a penny earned.)

19th Hole - where putts are not made.

Chew food, consume a beverage and appear jovial.
Eat, drink and be merry.

Final Indian tribe
Last of the Mohicans

Less than two for the paved walkway
One for the road

Walk a straight line - down a winding path.

To shuffle off this mortal coil or not to shuffle off this mortal coil-- To be or not to be.

Partake of a caramel colored caffeinated carbonated beverage-- Have a Coke.

Final Drinking Tube: The Last Straw!

Operation successful - patient died.

It's much later than you realize: Time is running out.

Time is of the essence - Hurry up and wait.

Oily Ladle.......Greasy Spoon

A sinkhole === A hole in one

A broken clock......Time stands still

We're entering a joint venture?... We're going bar hopping? :beer3:

Are you collecting your thoughts?.... Are you a scatterbrain?

A broken clock - The time is right twice per day.

The opening sentence of a children's story that indicates uncertainty as to when the events of the story happened: Once upon a time.

The opening sentence of a children's story that indicates uncertainty as to when the events of the story happened: It was a dark and stormy night... :024:

It matters what you mean by to be in the third person singular, present tense: It depends on what your definition of "is" is. :girlneener:

Oh my goodness, adoration is how I feel about this object that passes through the eye of a needle: OMG, I love this thread!!!!!!!!

Thanks, Skyguy!

A lousy actor who no longer is a lousy actor... A cured ham.

Must say, I love that one. :pepper2:

Meat of a large North American gallinaceous bird eaten on and off in the US the week after Thanksgiving or abrupt complete cessation of the use of an addictive drug or a 1971 Dick Van Dyck movie or a naked nitwit outside in Fargo, N.D. in midwinter... Cold Turkey.

Tal's post... Heavy man!

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gallinaceous bird- Wow, That's a mouthful. (no pun intended).

Had to look-up gallinaceous. :mornincoffee:

It's a fowl word, but a pheasant word to pronounce! :throwtomatoes: :1rotfl:

Man Plans - GOD Laughs.