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jimbo2012 04-11-2013 11:02 AM

Fecally challenged
 
The modern Arab world!! You have seen those architectural wonders of Dubai .
However, none are hooked up to a sewer system!

The two minute video below passes a line of poop trucks and never gets to the end of the line. What were these people thinking?

An unbelievable amount of sewage is generated by the new high-rises and there is no place to dispose of it. Camel sense seems about right!

Dubai doesn't have a sewage system for all those big new buildings so they haul it all away in tank trucks.
Look at the number of tank trucks that are waiting to dump their load.

This is amazing. They wait for days to dump their load.

You would have thought that by building all those huge skyscrapers they would have enough sense to put in a sufficient sewage system to haul away all that crap.

You would imagine that those building that look amazingly beautiful were built on a well-planned system of utilities. But, that's NOT TRUE!!

The Poop snake - YouTube

ilovetv 04-11-2013 11:08 AM

This can't top a good old fashioned dog poop thread.

graciegirl 04-11-2013 11:28 AM

Holy s**t, Jimbo. You still layed up with your leg? Too much time on your hands, fella.;)

Parker 04-11-2013 11:37 AM

Imagine what that does to their 'Trip Advisor' rating.

jimbo2012 04-11-2013 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by graciegirl (Post 657591)
Holy s**t, Jimbo. You still layed up with your leg? Too much time on your hands, fella.;)

Knee doing much better, can't wait to get back to my projects.

I hate sitting around, driving Cathy crazy.

:posting:

Jaggy 04-11-2013 01:20 PM

this video is 4 yrs old.. it was a temporary solution while the sewer system was being put in.. it still was an amazing "poop train" though, wasn't it?

Bill-n-Brillo 04-11-2013 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by jimbo2012 (Post 657580)
The modern Arab world!! You have seen those architectural wonders of Dubai .
However, none are hooked up to a sewer system!

The two minute video below passes a line of poop trucks and never gets to the end of the line. What were these people thinking?

An unbelievable amount of sewage is generated by the new high-rises and there is no place to dispose of it. Camel sense seems about right!

Dubai doesn't have a sewage system for all those big new buildings so they haul it all away in tank trucks.
Look at the number of tank trucks that are waiting to dump their load.

This is amazing. They wait for days to dump their load.

You would have thought that by building all those huge skyscrapers they would have enough sense to put in a sufficient sewage system to haul away all that crap.

You would imagine that those building that look amazingly beautiful were built on a well-planned system of utilities. But, that's NOT TRUE!!

The Poop snake - YouTube

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Originally Posted by Jaggy (Post 657651)
this video is 4 yrs old.. it was a temporary solution while the sewer system was being put in.. it still was an amazing "poop train" though, wasn't it?

Info from Wikipedia says the issue did exist in 2009 but states that ".....at present the entirety of Dubai is connected to a central sewage system", citing an article from Oct. 2012 as their source:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sanitation_in_Dubai

Bill :)

Polar Bear 04-11-2013 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by graciegirl (Post 657591)
Holy s**t, Jimbo...

:1rotfl: My image of you as a delicate little flower just took a hit, Gracie! :D

Mudder 04-11-2013 02:55 PM

Old video while building going on. This is how crazy rumors start. Dubai is a very modern city with very modern everything!

wendyquat 04-11-2013 03:00 PM

Just wondering where they dumped it!

Taltarzac725 04-11-2013 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by jimbo2012 (Post 657580)
The modern Arab world!! You have seen those architectural wonders of Dubai .
However, none are hooked up to a sewer system!

The two minute video below passes a line of poop trucks and never gets to the end of the line. What were these people thinking?

An unbelievable amount of sewage is generated by the new high-rises and there is no place to dispose of it. Camel sense seems about right!

Dubai doesn't have a sewage system for all those big new buildings so they haul it all away in tank trucks.
Look at the number of tank trucks that are waiting to dump their load.

This is amazing. They wait for days to dump their load.

You would have thought that by building all those huge skyscrapers they would have enough sense to put in a sufficient sewage system to haul away all that crap.

You would imagine that those building that look amazingly beautiful were built on a well-planned system of utilities. But, that's NOT TRUE!!

The Poop snake - YouTube

I would think that the sewage line is one of the first things that should go into a build-up.

mgjim 04-11-2013 03:35 PM

Hijack
 
In the early 80's I lived in a neighborhood in Seoul, Korea that didn't have a central sewage system. The SSTs (S*** Sucking Trucks) came through just about every day.

One day, as I was walking to work, I was nearly run over by one of the sewage trucks. I was imagining the Army having to notify my next of kin that I was killed by a truck full of poop.

KathieI 04-11-2013 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by mgjim (Post 657707)
In the early 80's I lived in a neighborhood in Seoul, Korea that didn't have a central sewage system. The SSTs (S*** Sucking Trucks) came through just about every day.

One day, as I was walking to work, I was nearly run over by one of the sewage trucks. I was imagining the Army having to notify my next of kin that I was killed by a truck full of poop.

It may be a hi-jack,,, but that IS funny!!! thank you.
:laugh::laugh::laugh:

this whole thread makes me wanna... barf

shcisamax 04-12-2013 08:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Polar Bear (Post 657685)
:1rotfl: My image of you as a delicate little flower just took a hit, Gracie! :D


Delicate little flower? :a20::1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

A fast shooting pistol is more like it. But a thoughtful one :)

Taltarzac725 04-12-2013 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mgjim (Post 657707)
In the early 80's I lived in a neighborhood in Seoul, Korea that didn't have a central sewage system. The SSTs (S*** Sucking Trucks) came through just about every day.

One day, as I was walking to work, I was nearly run over by one of the sewage trucks. I was imagining the Army having to notify my next of kin that I was killed by a truck full of poop.

Now that would not look good on a tombstone. I wonder how they would write it?

Quote:

Forasmuch as it hath pleased Almighty God of his great mercy to take unto himself the soul of our dear brother here departed, we therefore commit his body to the ground; earth to earth, ashes to ashes, dust to dust; in sure and certain hope of the Resurrection to eternal life, through our Lord Jesus Christ; who shall change our vile body and the poop smeared on it, that it may be like unto his glorious body, according to the mighty working, whereby he is able to subdue all things to himself.

CFrance 04-12-2013 09:17 AM

When our mariner son was there, they were piping it into the ocean. That was around 2009. He said they had all these new high rises and man made islands with villas, etc., and the ocean around them was very fowl.

CFrance 04-12-2013 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 658003)
Now that would not look good on a tombstone. I wonder how they would write it?

Here lies Jim
Stuck in muck.
Got done in
By a wild poop truck.

skyguy79 04-12-2013 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 658003)
Now that would not look good on a tombstone. I wonder how they would write it?

Oh, I don't know about that... don't look bad to me! :1rotfl:

skyguy79 04-12-2013 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by CFrance (Post 658023)
Here lies Jim
Stuck in muck.
Got done in
By a wild poop truck.

Heres your verse on the tombstone.

CFrance 04-12-2013 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by skyguy79 (Post 658036)
Heres your verse on the tombstone.

Skyguy, you are a genius with that stuff. You and NJbchbm.

eremite06 04-12-2013 01:15 PM

In this country you can't get a certificate of occupancy until the bathroom is fully functional.


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