The perfect t-shirt message......
 

My wife and I were shopping and came across a t-shirt which we both knew that I HAD to have, although I can't wear it to work. The message was: "Sarcasm is the body's natural defense against stupidity". If you knew me, you would know how apropo this is for me.

Do any of you have favorite messages either on t-shirts/sweatshirts which you own and have seen? Perhaps we can collect a bunch of shareable quotes!

rock on, I earned that tee after 30 years of social work, but I'm trying to live in a Small World after All, Somewhere over the rainbow...
my tee says
kiss a lover, dance a measure, find your name and buried treasure.
best to you!
Kitty

My favorite tee shirt saying is "sweat is fat crying"

I just saw one recently that you would have liked. It said

Member Of The National Sarcasm Society
Like we need your support.

I passed a seriously looking gentleman with a t-shirt it read;
"Sometimes, I wake up Grouchy" I passed him and looked back it read; "And sometimes I let her sleep"

In Publix at Colony Plaza here at TV , we sawa car sticker that read

I AM SPENDING MY CHILDREN's inheritance....

"STRESS IS CAUSED
BY GIVING A ________"

(Insert the expletive of your choice....:D)

A favorite I've seen:

"For total stress relief: Resign from your position as General Manager of the Universe."

This was not on a tshirt but on a coffee mug that my brother gave to my sister. It said "Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks you're an XXXhole" It cracked me up. Hope it gets past the censors.

John

Printed upside down on a T-shirt:
Caution, Blonde At Work

"It's not pretty being easy."

I love it! Thanks for sharing!

My favorite T shirt says "Dogaholic, What's One More?" And for greyhound rescue- "One by one, we can make a difference"
If you knew me you'd know that I'm all about the dogs.

Mine comes from the 60s. Two vultures sitting on a tree branch in the desert. One says to the other, "Patience my ass, I'm going out and killing something!"

My favorite: "I know I came into this room for something".

My t-shirt says:
IT WASNT ME!

Bought a t-shirt from Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville store in Key West. It was the title to one of his many songs -- "The Weather Is Here -- Wish You Were Beautiful"

2 Bumper Stickers that at one time or another were on the back of my truck --

"My Pug Is Smarter Than Your Honor Roll Student" and

"My wife says I don't listen to her --
Or something like that !!"

Use Me
Dump Me
Crush Me
Melt Me
Use Me Again
RECYCLE!

I used to have a cute one that even men laughed at. It had a large picture of Mr. PotatoHead. Above him: The Perfect Man

Below: If he looks at another woman you can rearrange his face.

"Most of my life I have spent fishing--The rest I just wasted"

"In dog beers I've only had one"
"Beer is proof that God loves me and wants me to be happy"
"Despite the look on my face you are still talking"
"Keep paddling, I hear banjo music"

Ok so I have not seen this t-shirt but wondered if the walkers on the multimodal paths should wear something like...

This is not a golf cart path...It is a mulit modal path!!! includes walkers!!!

or Make room this path is for walkers too or something like that!!! in big letters on front and back!!!!

Great!

"If you're telekinetic and you know it, raise my hand"

"What if the Hokey-Pokey is really what it's all about?"

OH I Liked that , thanks for post..........:bigbow:

Always remember you're unique... Just like everyone else

Sorry, I'm not a big fan of printed messages on T-shirts. But there is one exception: If I see a beautiful shapely-woman with a message on the front of her T-shirt, I will focus in on it. :-)

Well then...you should wear one that says Dirty Old Man?

You should always keep a "breast" of the situation.

My new favorite! Love it!

Ooh-ooh! Where can I get one? Where can I get one?
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How about this
 

"The older I get the better I was".

This reminds me of "The job of God is taken already, and besides, we're not qualified!"

Horses Are God's Apology For Men!

I have worn out mine
 

My favorite is now worn out a bit found on a sale rack years back and never seen since. It says "Stupidity is not a crime you are fee to go"

I don't need your attitude!
I have one.

I saw this one a few years ago:
"Jesus is coming, Look busy!

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I love the Pensacola running club motto.

Start out slow and ease up.

T-shirt has motto and turtle on it.

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