Flasher in Brownwood
 

Last night at Brownwood my wife and I saw the police arrive in a hurry. Turns out they were looking for a gentleman who exposed himself to two women anyone know what happened?

No, but I do know this, he was NO "gentle-man"!!

It would have served the creep right if one of the ladies pointed and yelled out... "Look at that tiny :censored:!" then burst out uncontrollably laughing at him while the other lady was on the phone calling for the police!

The police had him.

I heard he was in The Villages considering retirement. But then he decided to stick it out for another year.

:beer3:

I heard he flashed two women. One had a stroke, but the other couldn't reach that far.

He flashed the girl at the movie theatre also.
As the man approached her, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her.

Without missing a beat she said, "Sir, I asked to see your ticket, not your stub."

The guy just wanted to "hang out" at Brownwood and enjoy the music :)

LoL,
You have such a quick wit...

These responses are great - such good senses of humor us old folks have!!!

This happened to me twice when I was a young teen. Once in Kmart and the man opened his trench coat and another time I went to my car in the parking lot and there was a man pleasuring himself in the car next to mine. This stayed with me all of these years. There are lots of perverts out there.

that's probably the guy that took a leak across from the bus station the other night that got so many folks riled up!

A woman said " It's so nice out " and he thought so too.

OKAY - enough with all these comments -

ZIP IT UP !

:1rotfl: :beer3:

I heard from a very very very reliable source (the guy at Publix has a friend whose third cousin's half sister lives in Wildwood)that it actually was a woman flasher.

Back in the Day at drunken drink or drowns guy would drop trou when dancing with a girl. My favorite retort was: I've seen better.

:BigApplause:

bwahaha!

I could believe that. My son (age 14 at the time) was flashed by a dame in a car while he was walking to school

Love the replies to this...laughing out loud on a lazy NH Saturday afternoon.

This is a serious matter

When my sister was in nurses training, she was flashed and was very upset. The older nurse in the department said next time someone does that just tell them "Oh for goodness sakes put that thing away, I've seen bigger and better than that any day".

She worked in a major city hospital and I guess this sort of thing happened frequently on night duty.

Thanks all for the laugh!

Oh that not the way I heard it. I heard he called the cops himself because he was a little "short-changed" at the movie theater.

Hello Patty,
The woman you have in the picture smacking a cigar lives in Havana, Cuba. I actually met her on a trip there. She hangs out in Old Havana and charges to have a picture taken with her.

We were flashed by two women in a powerboat while out sailing one summer. My husband grabbed the camera and aimed. After showing us their t*** they quickly showed us their tail.

Get out! She has a twin that owns a barn on Long Island.

you are right, rubicon
 

Are exhibitionists dangerousI needed some laughs after waiting for THE verdict. But Rubicon is right, link above says there are 2 types of exhibitionists, one is mild mannered and the other is not and may progress to violence.
Sadly, jokes may provoke violence, so I hope you silly people don't encounter a type 2.
:thumbup: that's just a tiny little thumb, don't laugh.

Geeze, Patty, I assumed that was you.

Shockingly, a lot of flashers think that women are turned on by it.

Here's the woman.Attachment 17175

Havana? So you say, I think it looks like downtown Spanish Springs.

Great one liners......you guys are quick!!!

OK Doug
 

I like most of your comments but this one is FUNNY.
Thanks
:BigApplause:

Why are male flashers arrested but female flashers get their pictures taken? Seems to me a flasher is a flasher although I have to admit I don't mind female flashers.

Well, there you go...you have your answer. :icon_wink:

It's so simple when posters answer their own questions!

I have seen an increasing number of men in their golf carts happily riding down the roads.

PLEASE keep your shirts on!!!! All of you have 6 packs all right, but it's from beer and not from toned muscles. Yuck!

I keep my shirt on sadly due to the fact i don't have a 6 pack. I have a mini keg!