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manaboutown 07-16-2013 10:39 PM

Real Housewives of The Villages
 
OK, time to lighten up. What do you all think of creating a reality show about the Real Housewives of The Villages? We could start on Youtube.

Debfrommaine 07-17-2013 04:58 AM

That would by hysterical!

perrjojo 07-17-2013 07:31 AM

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Originally Posted by manaboutown (Post 709442)
OK, time to lighten up. What do you all think of creating a reality show about the Real Housewives of The Villages? We could start on Youtube.

You go first...I'll watch. Hehe

coolkayaker1 07-17-2013 07:32 AM

Call Bravo TV and ask for Andy Cohen. He'll run with the idea. There has to be tons of drama, though. If one is trying out for the show, be sure to mention a husband, at least two lovers, and that you beat your dog routinely. That ought to do it.

Cedwards38 07-17-2013 07:56 AM

I'd rather see a "Women of the Villages" calendar to raise money for some worthy charity!:a040:

borjo 07-17-2013 09:38 AM

All the T-V shows have very nasty women in them. They're catty, vicious, selfish, and gossipers. Not fun to watch people destroying each other. We Village women are not like that and I'd hate to see us go down that road.
Now, on the other hand, if we wanted to show volunteerism, generosity, kindness and camaraderie, then that would be us but no one would watch the show!!

bkcunningham1 07-17-2013 02:55 PM

They are loaded. And they have money.

mulligan 07-17-2013 03:57 PM

catty and vicious would sell better.

rubicon 07-17-2013 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by borjo (Post 709596)
All the T-V shows have very nasty women in them. They're catty, vicious, selfish, and gossipers. Not fun to watch people destroying each other. We Village women are not like that and I'd hate to see us go down that road.
Now, on the other hand, if we wanted to show volunteerism, generosity, kindness and camaraderie, then that would be us but no one would watch the show!!

Well stated

vj1213 07-17-2013 08:07 PM

well if Bravo wants to pay me $40,000 an episode...hmmm, I do believe I might pull off being catty, selfish and vicious :boxing2: :)

kittygilchrist 07-17-2013 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by manaboutown (Post 709442)
OK, time to lighten up. What do you all think of creating a reality show about the Real Housewives of The Villages? We could start on Youtube.

you know, man, I'm admiring you. Sit back and laugh.
Well done.

kittygilchrist 07-17-2013 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Cedwards38 (Post 709554)
I'd rather see a "Women of the Villages" calendar to raise money for some worthy charity!:a040:

that's funny too. very funny at our age, we are funny as heck and the men are too, but please let's not take pictures of waddles and try to make a calendar about the good we do.
Sell us as comedy, and that we can do. take the guy at Katie belle's who plays his cane like a guitar, now that's worthy for January 1014.
K.

Someday Came 07-17-2013 08:50 PM

I think it would be great fun, i would be part of it.

Barefoot 07-18-2013 07:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Someday Came (Post 710013)
I think it would be great fun, i would be part of it.

I think you have to be blonde, under 50, have gazillions of dollars, like to guzzle champagne and share your personal business with the world. You definitely need to be a diva and a drama queen. Oh, and i think it is mandatory to have very large bazookas or implants, and the personality of an attack dog!

capecodbob 07-18-2013 08:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Barefoot (Post 710140)
I think you have to be blonde, under 50, have gazillions of dollars, like to guzzle champagne and share your personal business with the world. You definitely need to be a diva and a drama queen. Oh, and i think it is mandatory to have very large bazookas or implants, and the personality of an attack dog!

I saw one person that fit that description above but she was with her mother/grandmother. So maybe change the name of the show to
"Grandchildren of the Real Housewives of the Villages" :D

Patty55 07-18-2013 08:25 AM

How about Trophy Wives of TV? I see them all the time at Pubies wearing their designer culottes and whining that they are too young to be here (I don't think so, PUMP-KIN)

DougB 07-18-2013 09:50 AM

The Real Housewives of The Villages? Wonder what episode would be more entertaining, "The Mahjong" or "The Pickleball Episode"?

CFrance 07-18-2013 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by DougB (Post 710250)
The Real Housewives of The Villages? Wonder what episode would be more entertaining, "The Mahjong" or "The Pickleball Episode"?

I think it would be "Bunco Babes."

DougB 07-18-2013 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by CFrance (Post 710257)
I think it would be "Bunco Babes."

:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

Barefoot 07-18-2013 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by DougB (Post 710250)
The Real Housewives of The Villages? Wonder what episode would be more entertaining, "The Mahjong" or "The Pickleball Episode"?

:censored: I'm holding myself back and biting my tongue so I don't mention the rumors about .... ummmm .... nefarious activity in golf carts in the parking lot at KBs. Dang it, the words slipped out! :doh:

Patty55 07-18-2013 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by barefoot (Post 710268)
:censored: I'm holding myself back and biting my tongue so i don't mention the rumors about .... Ummmm .... Nefarious activity in golf carts in the parking lot at kbs. Dang it, the words slipped out! :doh:

get out!

DougB 07-18-2013 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Patty55 (Post 710271)
get out!

That's what he said after.

mak44070 07-18-2013 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by DougB (Post 710282)
That's what he said after.

I thought SHE said that!?

keithwand 07-18-2013 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Barefoot (Post 710268)
:censored: I'm holding myself back and biting my tongue so I don't mention the rumors about .... ummmm .... nefarious activity in golf carts in the parking lot at KBs. Dang it, the words slipped out! :doh:

Just good marketing. The Morses think of everything.

DougB 07-18-2013 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by mak44070 (Post 710308)
I thought SHE said that!?

Yikes!

patfla06 07-18-2013 02:33 PM

You would have to have FAKE everything to be on that kind
Of show!

manaboutown 07-18-2013 11:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Barefoot (Post 710140)
I think you have to be blonde, under 50, have gazillions of dollars, like to guzzle champagne and share your personal business with the world. You definitely need to be a diva and a drama queen. Oh, and i think it is mandatory to have very large bazookas or implants, and the personality of an attack dog!

You are describing several of my former girlfriends!

Barefoot 07-19-2013 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by manaboutown (Post 710751)
You are describing several of my former girlfriends!

:D. Lucky for you that you didn't marry them! :BigApplause:

Golfingnut 07-19-2013 10:56 AM

I notice you are a man bringing this to the table. Will your wife be on the show.

manaboutown 07-19-2013 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Barefoot (Post 710945)
:D. Lucky for you that you didn't marry them! :BigApplause:

You got that right! I dodged the bullet each time.:thumbup:

manaboutown 07-19-2013 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Golfingnut (Post 710946)
I notice you are a man bringing this to the table. Will your wife be on the show.

I am single so I have no wife at present. I do know a few women who might sign up to play the role of a "real" housewife, however. Although it is a "reality" show, it is just a show, like Storage Wars and the like.

Golfingnut 07-19-2013 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by manaboutown (Post 710971)
I am single.

Sorry to here that.

lovsthosebigdogs 07-19-2013 01:13 PM

You want an angry 'cat fight' started with a lot of excitement to film? Just let a big dog poop on someone's corner lot and not pick it up! LOL


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