Real Housewives of The Villages
 

OK, time to lighten up. What do you all think of creating a reality show about the Real Housewives of The Villages? We could start on Youtube.

That would by hysterical!

You go first...I'll watch. Hehe

Call Bravo TV and ask for Andy Cohen. He'll run with the idea. There has to be tons of drama, though. If one is trying out for the show, be sure to mention a husband, at least two lovers, and that you beat your dog routinely. That ought to do it.

I'd rather see a "Women of the Villages" calendar to raise money for some worthy charity!:a040:

All the T-V shows have very nasty women in them. They're catty, vicious, selfish, and gossipers. Not fun to watch people destroying each other. We Village women are not like that and I'd hate to see us go down that road.
Now, on the other hand, if we wanted to show volunteerism, generosity, kindness and camaraderie, then that would be us but no one would watch the show!!

They are loaded. And they have money.

catty and vicious would sell better.

Well stated

well if Bravo wants to pay me $40,000 an episode...hmmm, I do believe I might pull off being catty, selfish and vicious :boxing2: :)

you know, man, I'm admiring you. Sit back and laugh.
Well done.

that's funny too. very funny at our age, we are funny as heck and the men are too, but please let's not take pictures of waddles and try to make a calendar about the good we do.
Sell us as comedy, and that we can do. take the guy at Katie belle's who plays his cane like a guitar, now that's worthy for January 1014.
K.

I think it would be great fun, i would be part of it.

I think you have to be blonde, under 50, have gazillions of dollars, like to guzzle champagne and share your personal business with the world. You definitely need to be a diva and a drama queen. Oh, and i think it is mandatory to have very large bazookas or implants, and the personality of an attack dog!

I saw one person that fit that description above but she was with her mother/grandmother. So maybe change the name of the show to
"Grandchildren of the Real Housewives of the Villages" :D

How about Trophy Wives of TV? I see them all the time at Pubies wearing their designer culottes and whining that they are too young to be here (I don't think so, PUMP-KIN)

The Real Housewives of The Villages? Wonder what episode would be more entertaining, "The Mahjong" or "The Pickleball Episode"?

I think it would be "Bunco Babes."

:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

:censored: I'm holding myself back and biting my tongue so I don't mention the rumors about .... ummmm .... nefarious activity in golf carts in the parking lot at KBs. Dang it, the words slipped out! :doh:

get out!

That's what he said after.

I thought SHE said that!?

Just good marketing. The Morses think of everything.

Yikes!

You would have to have FAKE everything to be on that kind
Of show!

You are describing several of my former girlfriends!

:D. Lucky for you that you didn't marry them! :BigApplause:

I notice you are a man bringing this to the table. Will your wife be on the show.

You got that right! I dodged the bullet each time.:thumbup:

I am single so I have no wife at present. I do know a few women who might sign up to play the role of a "real" housewife, however. Although it is a "reality" show, it is just a show, like Storage Wars and the like.

Sorry to here that.

You want an angry 'cat fight' started with a lot of excitement to film? Just let a big dog poop on someone's corner lot and not pick it up! LOL