New twerking song...help me finish it!
 

My twerkin isn't workin
guess my booty isn't right
it looked so gull darn easy
when miley did it the other night

I'm a mile from Texarkana
and my guts a-takin flight
now my booty gettin antsy,
ate some peppers late last night

(what's a twerkin?)
btw, I think this might be the chorus...

Mah white boots made for walkin'
They've shriveled up and died
My miniskirt is shockin'
It is showin' too much hide.

Think we should have a contest
At City Fire in Brownwood
All the ladies could be twerkin
Or wishin that they could.

waiting for taltarzac to post, googled twerking. too nasty to share. In our day the new move was the mashed potatoes.

In their hip-boots and their minis
with their booties pepper-fried,
burned the floor and City Fire,
till the Judge was petrified.

what part doesn't rhyme?
:confused:

yeah, it rhymed. I edited the post....carry on.

The three of us was dancin' at Brownwood on the stage
The three of us was twerkin' and the crowd was in a rage.
Then Kittie threw her back out and Trish's costume gave away
I was bendin' over singin and my zipper ripped away.

I first tried twerking slowly
I then tried twerking fast
But all my twerking was for naught
When I pulled a muscle in my ...back

The Return of Mr. Midnight
 

Mr. Midnight's come a callin'
Many of his parts are now fallin'
Now he does mostly brawlin'
Over those Sumter Landing seats drawlin'
He sends many away crawlin'
Some he gives a maulin'
But never does he try Miley's trawlin'
As that would leave him ballin'
And not in a way that's darlin'
Maybe he should just fish for Marlin.

He does not want to feel the jerkin'
If he tries Miley's twerkin'
As this would lead to much smirkin'
Because of what is sometimes lurkin'
He still sometimes finds it workin'
Especially when there's pills still quirkin'

Trish's chorus:

My twerkin isn't workin
guess my booty isn't right
it looked so gull darn easy
when miley did it the other night

If your twerkers just not twerkin
That's a problem, yes for sure.
But stay away from Miley
Cause she just my twerk your ear.

Y'all forming a Miley of The Villages club?

Only if you'll play Alan Thicke's role!

Myley
 

Oh when I was much younger
My twerking looked just right
But now I move my bootie
And my pants are way to tight

For some this move's a stylin
For some it just ain't right
When myley took the stage last night
Her clothes were out of sight (literally!)

You wouldn't want to see me in that tight striped suit Robin Thicke had on.

You are all a hoot! :1rotfl: :1rotfl:

If I was gone a twerkin'
To give my booty a tick
I would choose J.Timberlake
No way with Robin Thicke...
Tweet, tweet

How to Twerk | Club Dance Moves - YouTube

Trish's Twerkers ain't no shirkers
lookie here what we are wearin
By the time she laced her boots
gentle Gracie started swearin..

[QUOTE=kittygilchrist;734762]How to Twerk | Club Dance Moves - YouTube

WHOA!!!! - just threw my back out!:cus:

Signed into TOTV for my daily fix
Laughing out loud at the display of wits
Thinking of twerking through security
But Seattle TSA may assure my obscurity

Well, I been twerkin to the East
twerkin to the West
twerkin to the 80 year old that I love best.
I be twerkin

Her twerkn' got a perkn'.
It really caught my eye.
The wife she caught me lurkn',
And you've never seen a man run so doggone fast since Daisy Mae Scragg was seen chasing Li'l Abner Yokum on Sadie Hawkins Day!

http://www.mrhallsroom.com/images/lil_abner.gif

:1rotfl:
good one!
(I have Lil Abner VHS)

Song
 

I Really felt like dancin'
The music was really jumpin'
I felt like I was prancin'
But folks said it looked more like humpin'

My twerkin' days are over.
#5 back disc did rup.
I am sure you all heard my screams...
I've
Fallen

And I can't get up!