Something for sale
 

Sorry but I don't have a picture. This item is something that you would really love and it is very nice. If you are interested, make an offer.

If I don't like it and want to bring it back, will you charge me 20 % ?

haha! if you want to pay me first and not get the item, then I would keep 20% and the item, yes, that's the way it works. How much are you offering?

(btw this is a spoof for those of you getting ready to jump on it)

bump. ok, nobody wants it yet. I'll sell it for half price. If you want to come over and take a picture of it, you can.

Oh no - it's not Emma is it??? I'll take her.

she read your post and is sitting beside me whining. shame on you.
oh, wait, it's time for her dinner...be right back.

*whispers* Don't fall for it. She's selling :censored: No. I don't mean that :censored: I mean Raoul. Her cat.

I already have one of those, but am missing the owner's manual. Would love to copy yours.

LOL BK. He IS a little s**t. literally. but I love him....I'd have to give him away with no guarantee of satisfaction......free irascible elderly tail bobbed crippled cat constantly raouling loudly about his huge appetite...

I got a new copier in today in fact. Make an offer...

Does it come with everything?

this item is so far beyond description. If you could send a picture of everything you want, I'll be able to tell you if the item for sale includes that.

otherwise, best offer, bring it on! half price of your best offer with a guarantee that if you don't pick the item up I only get 20% of the price.
step up and claim your prize!

Would you consider my wife's driver. It has never been hit on the sweet spot, but has been thrown a few times.

I'll trade you this for that.

Can you move it for me?

I'm feeling sorry for Pepperhead's wife.

hey, definitely a fine offer for the cat. and that's half off, mind you. we have a trade.

I actually bought my wife a set of clubs in 1970 while stationed in Kansas. I was misguidedly thinking we could spend more time together. The day I took her out, there was a plague of tiny little frogs that literally fell from the sky. She never went again. Won't even ride along in the cart while I play.

Did you have any luck on Craigslist??? or consignment stores??? or the Good Will???
No, ok I will bid a buck two fifty.

oh, that's a good deal, doug. I always wanted one of those. I am so glad I posted something for sale! who know you CAN get rid of a thing without a picture of it if your friends don't have pictures of theirs either...this is just so wonderful.
I've hired a collection agency, just in case this goes south, but I'm sure it won't.

ok so when BK feels sorry for your wife and you were the driver in this story, what exactly are you selling, like you were the driver and you have a driver for sale. are you talking in code? I don't know if I'd ride with you but if I can get a good deal...

dang, stand up and holler. that's...how many bits? I don't know how to convert to metrics and and euros and bits.

OK, eye revice my ofer. I wil giv u a spel cheker...nevr yoused.

I felt sorry for her because of her sweet spot. Forgive me. I couldn't resist. I am on antibiotics and steroids for a sinus infection and they are making me loopy.

distraction is your game
and pepper is your name
I can spell checkers
without a rhyme.

Your move.

oh, and for lurkers, we have been appropriately tossed into the just for fun forum...come out and play.

Check mate

I am going to raise your bid. My bid is a buck six eighty!

now we got a game...how can I make money on this..what kind of currency is bucks??
uhh.

I need something purple - if it's purple I'll let you pick what's in my right or left hand. Ok pick.

I have some chicken salad, but you have to promise not to ask what it is made of.

heyheyhey, purple is my lucky color. I'm taking the left Russ, I've been waiting for my chance. this is it. purple, left, Russ.

They are making you MORE than loopy! :22yikes:

Okay, here is a pic of what I want, although prefer white due to FL sun. Half price, did you say? would you consider tenth price? Less, even?

[QUOTE=TheVillageChicken;747706]I have some chicken salad, but you have to promise not to ask what it is made of.[/QUOTE

You turkey!

Ok, I will offer you a certain amount. However that amount may seem trivial to you. If you could post a picture of a certain amount perhaps I could include additional things. After all what you are offering for sale is really indescribable.

I like it. But does it come in a different color?
http://www.instappraisal.com/sites/i...IMG_3427_0.JPG

Drumroll please.....

Your luck day - A picture of me in my almost purple scrubs at work. deal? When can I expect delivery?

tadaaaa! a picture of your prize!
 

Hey, it's your lucky day too, Russ. I have a picture of the item you are trading your photo for...as you can see, Emma loathes this nasty untrue sign saying she is spoiled rotten.
What a trade you are getting! your purple scrubs picture for a spoiled rotten boxer sign.
what a win-win!
but delivery is way extra...it's at least more than you're willing to pay, however much that is.

How do I mark this as SOLD?

Cat wisker
 

Wow! Instead of the whole cat, I can get a cat wisker???