Questions you shouldn't ask at Thanksgiving dinner:
 

I heard a list of comical suggestions on the radio this morning and I thought you might like to contribute some suggestions of your own. Have fun.

Why didn't you cross your turkey with an octopus so you'd have had enough drum sticks!

Did you wash your hands before preparation of dinner?

ewww.........tacky!!!

Did you make this pie yourself?

"Did you know I'm a vegetarian?"

I can't eat eggs. Is there egg in this stuffing?

Are you going to let us take home leftovers?

Nice dinner, who was the cook?

Can I have a turkey on Rye sandwich, with lettuce and tomato to go?

Can I take the pie I brought, home, as it went untouched?

So much for paying, for your generous invitation. :D

Are you pregnant or did you gain a little weight?

WOW, such great food, where did you buy it?

How come aunt Mary wasn't invited?

Who is the world brought this pie?

Can I get served in the other room so I can watch the game?

How's the new health care plan working out?

Question with Answer
 

Guest: Did you do the turkey all by yourself?

Host: Not completely. The turkey made her own dressing, stuffed her own butt, then climbed into the roasting pan on her own. I just assisted by putting the roasting pan in the oven and removed it when done cooking. :eek:

Why did you buy that cheap wine?

After a few hours ask why didn't you buy more wine?

Are you seriously going to eat all that?

Are you sure you want that 3rd helping?

Do you feel alright? You look tired...

Which relative annoys you the most?

How come so many have been to the restroom, and the soap's not even wet?

Where's your son? Is he in trouble with the law again?

Have you been to the dentist recently?

Did your dog just poop in my yard?

Did I tell you about my hemorrhoids operation?

Does a Turkey have a ***** ?

That's funny , the page won't allow the word.
Hint boys have them
If TOTV blocked the word poop like this that is all we would see.

Has anyone seen my teeth laying around here?

Didn't I see you in the park last week with ______?

Does this dressing make me look fat?

Did you know that my husband killed this turkey himself?

I've had woods turkey and it's quite good. Guess I'd want to know if it was a turkey shoot or wild game...

Read any good "dog poop threads" lately?

When do you two plan to be married?

I hope you don't mind that I brought some of my friends with me to dinner.

So the culinary training in the big house really paid off huh ?

Is this apple pie home made or store bought?

Where's the ketchup?

YOU made this? Really????

Isn't it time you two gave me a grandchild?

Did you offer that bird to Ripley's for their Odditorium?

Why do you have that suppository sticking out of your ear?

Response: now I know where I put my hearing aid....!!!!!

Why do you want to move to The Villages ?

Isn't it too hot, for the summer months, in TV?