I would like to talk about global warming, lack of home sales in the south, and MMPs.
 

No not really. Really I've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty.

Okay never mind all that. Post something fun, or funny or something that brings you joy.

Here is a young hawk that scared the **** out of me when I was coming out of my shed here in MA.

https://i.imgur.com/gp0xhlOl.png

Awesome!! Would have scared me too.

But what about my extended warranty?

Great picture! Thanks for sharing.

Love it!

One summer day, over 35-years ago, up north before moving to Florida, I opened the door to my back-yard shed and freaked. I was greeted by two 5' long black snakes curled up in the rafters enjoying the cool. I caught them and deposited them in a large metal garbage can with a window screen on top. My 2nd-grade daughter and I took them to her school for show-and-tell. We still have the picture of her (with pig-tails) holding both snakes at arms length, smiling broadly. We released the snakes in the field out back since we knew they had an extended warranty.

love all posts on this thread!

I think I am living on my extended warranty, I hope I paid the premium.....

I was brushing the side of the pool this morning, I swear there was ice floating and thinking a mini Zamboni would have been quicker.

Along those lines, I saw an ad for a website called "Heaven Now" on WFTV. This site claims to be able to definitively, 100% for sure, no doubts tell you whether or not you are going to heaven when you die!

A few problems with that--starting with the webmaster having a direct line of communication with God, not to mention issues of predestination.
Also, it's kind of like selling end of the world insurance---how could anyone collect?
On the other hand, I imagine "that other place" is chock full of lawyers who will sue if the website is wrong :1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

These guys make me smile

Such elegance! And they purrr too. I absolutely love these birds.

I would like to share my eldest daughters last Fathers Day card.
Totally wrong about me of course! ;)

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keep off my lawn!

Looking forward to the Super Bowl party.

Nice birdie!

I’m living on borrowed time, warranty ran out 21 years ago…:sad: