Quick horse story
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Look, horse, you’ve been in here every night this week. Do you think maybe you’re an alcoholic?”
The horse replies, “I think not!”, and then, poof, the horse disappears. You’re probably wondering how a horse could just disappear like that. Well it goes back to something that the philosopher Rene Descartes said more than 2 centuries ago: “I think, therefore I am.” Once the horse went against that, he was finished. Now, I could have started this story with that part about philosophy, but that would have been putting Descartes before the horse. |
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Oh, noooo, you are pun-ishing us.
I love those silly little jokes that play on words. Do you know more of them? Boomer |
A sailor walks into a bordello. Sorry, if I continue I'll be banned. Use the dirtiest organ you have, you mind, and finish the story. 🤐🙊😱🤬
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I went to the liquor store Friday afternoon on my bicycle. I bought a bottle of Scotch and put it in the bicycle basket.
As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off the bicycle, the bottle might break. So I drank all the Scotch before I cycled home. It turned out to be a very good decision, because I fell off my bicycle seven times on the way home... |
Needed a good laugh. TY
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I have a nag-ging doubt that this story is not true...
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Why does the Easter Bunny Hide Eggs?
He doesn't want anyone to know he's been messing with the chickens!!!
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