I'm Poopsie Girdlechunks -- Who are you?
 

(The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey:
The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names... )

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tulefel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

Ms. Poopsie Girdlechunks

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Re: I'm Poopsie Girdlechunks -- Who are you?
 

Hi there, my real name is Crusty Livertush.

Any questions?

;D

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Zippy Bananasniffer??????
:dontknow:

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Chim-Chim Wafflesniffer :joke:

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Mr Buttercup Bubleface :a20:

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:2cool: Mr. Poopsie Girdlebrain and my wife Loopy.

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Zman, we must be cousins. Welcome to the family!

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SteveFromNY:

Do you suppose we're related?

I'm Crusty Chickentush!

Also Steve

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Perhaps. There is definitely a branch of the Livertush clan who were Chickens too.

This is actually pretty funny!

;D

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Oh gosh, I'm so upset. I wish I was a poopsie, instead I'm a "Tulefel Rhinotush."

I really resent that last name...... thanks for nothing. Now I'm depressed... :'( :verymad:

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Sorry, Kathie, but I'd rather be anything but someone who poops in their girdle (and is large enough to need a girdle -- well, I am but denial is such a wonderful thing!). So, Tulefel Rhinotush sounds like a vast improvement. :joke:

What I'm wondering is what in heck is a Tulefel? I looked a little on the web and couldn't really find an answer.

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Ms. Witch: I'm not sure about that. I think I'd rather poop in my girdle than have a rhinoass..... That is disgusting. Don't know what Tulefel is but she has a website?? Great girl..

But if you think we have it bad, think about poor Mr. Bush: His name is

Goober Chickenshorts

How can you be a "goober" and run the greatest Nation in the world??? Poor Guy. Let's not tell him his real name.

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Hi redwitch,

We usually have a Ground Hog Day Party - do you know of any unusual books? I will give all of my guest new names based on your post.

Great Post :#1: :hot:

Hyacinth Bucket

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I am a Zippy Girdle..OMG :o