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kbace6 02-10-2014 02:30 PM
Romantic Texting
 
An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense, to the point kind of guy. One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote: "If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you."





The husband texted back to her: "I'm on the toilet. Please advise."

:1rotfl:

kellyjam 02-10-2014 03:15 PM
[QUOTE=kbace6;827171]An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense, to the point kind of guy. One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote: "If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you."





The husband texted back to her: "I'm on the toilet. Please advise."


Very Funny:a040: Tks

Barefoot 02-10-2014 03:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by kbace6 (Post 827171)
An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense, to the point kind of guy. One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote: "If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you."

The husband texted back to her: "I'm on the toilet. Please advise."
Aw, sweet, a little Valentine's Day humor. :laugh:

jean1954 02-10-2014 06:07 PM
Very very funny!! Thanks for the laugh.


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