How about a few Thanksgiving jokes?
 

Thanksgiving Divorce :o

A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Thanksgiving and says,"I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.

"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams. We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her."

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this,"

She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says, "they're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way." :bigthumbsup:

from: humormatters.com

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Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off.

Source: http://www.theholidayspot.com/thanksgiving/jokes.htm

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Travel, ROTFLMAO: You promised it would give us a good laugh and you were more than right. So true. Paying their own way was the part that really got me... WTG!!

:bigthumbsup: :bigthumbsup: :bigthumbsup:

I can tell, you'll be a treasure on the chat room. Welcome

:welcome:

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Tal, Don't know where you find this stuff but after reading some of them, they were great

:bigthumbsup: :bigthumbsup:

But think Travel's was so good, it may be hard to top. Good try.

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!! Kathie (Krashie, Leadfoot, etc)

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Travelstiles did find the perfect audience for that joke. I'd say it would be impossible to top that one. I am not even going to try. :agree:

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Travel..That was great!!! 1rnfl

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Travel,

Really enjoyed that one. :bigthumbsup: :bigthumbsup: :agree:

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Oh....how true!

http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/a...zuc/Turkey.jpg

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JohnZ? I do not know about that. Plenty of turkey leg men and women around? :joke:

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Indeed T.

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:a20:

Clearly we have too much time on our hands. 1rnfl

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Really like these new smilies. Is this the Iago (two-faced) one? Evil 6? evil6 Or, does s/he just come off as a villain. Needs some sound effects of an evil laugh?