These Cats Can't Jump..
 

You come up with the funniest things, Kayaker. I sent this to every cat lover I know.

Aw, poor babies. LOL I had a cat who couldn't jump. She liked to be on the counter so we put a step stool there for her. To get on the bed or couch, she would climb up.

That must have been he** on your bedspread!

We were sitting on our deck (out the second floor) with our son's young cat, when she decided to jump up onto the (too narrow) deck railing. She gave us a WTF look as she fell off the other side down to the grass. I'll never forget that look. Cats can look surprised! (She was not hurt.)

(Gracie, I will not be explaining what WTF stands for...)

Personally, I like the "I meant to do that" look after the cat mis-steps.

Me too! I had a Siamese cat in college. He was drinking out of the toilet while my mom was putting on makeup at the sink. He fell in, imperiously extricated himself, walked out into the hallway and, thinking he was out of her sight, shook himself off madly!