Grampa: Got drunk once!
 

I took my Grandpa to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes
(he is 92).
We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching
a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.
My Grandpa kept staring at him.

The teenager would look up and find him staring every time.
When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked,
"What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on
Grandpa's response, knowing he would have a good one.

In classic style, he did not bat an eye in his comment: "'Got drunk once and
had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."

I just broke out laughing!!! At Dunkin Donuts and everyone looked at me like I was nuts!!!

Thanks for the laugh.

Good one! I wish I could think that fast!