The Real Difference between Northerners and Southerners
 

The real difference between Northerners and Southerners is:

Very cute

The other day, a Southerner explained to me the difference between a "Yankee" and a "Damn Yankee".

A "Yankee" comes South to vacation.

A "Damn Yankee" comes South and stays.

The last words from a southern redneck is "hey guys, watch this".

That must be a northern redneck, a southern redneck would say, "hey mahn, hol' ma beer, Imma gonna try somthing..."

(Btw, I'm from middle Ga so don't flame me)

....

I guess we're Damn Yankees then!!

Two words
 

My dad, born and raised in Texas, swore that he was 12 years old before he learned DamnYankee was two words.

Born in central Ohio but we lived 40 years near the Mason Dixon Line. I like and understand the middle of the country, North and South. Middle Americans are warm and gracious and polite and know where milk and eggs come from. I really don't know WHAT a red neck is but suspect it is someone who was raised in the country. If so, they are generally good folks.

YEAH MAN - That's me - One Damn Yankee !!!!

:MOJE_whot:

I heard "damn Yankees" all the time growing up in Manhattan in the fifties. Dad was a Brooklyn Dodgers fan. :)

And, little man, Lola wants you.
 

Broadway and the Movies. Whatever Lola wants, Lola gets.......

Yea Gwen Verdon.

Well now,bless yawls hearts!