Seen my doctor today. Problem solved.
 

Seen my doctor today.
I was having problems having calm in my life, So he suggested that I always finish things that I start. And that would restore a little calm in my life.....
I then looked around my house to find all the things that I started and never found time to finish....
So I finished a half bottle of Meriot, A fifth of Scotch, A bodie of Baileys, A butie of Wum, Tha mainder of Valiuminun ccriptions ans a box of chhociutz, ,Yu has no idr how fabius I feel rite now.....

Tell this toall ur frenz who need inner pease.

An telum I luvum..

Don't let this doctor get away!:coolsmiley:

What...no Jack Daniels?

Your thread was my laugh for the day. Funny.

No offense, but shouldn't that be "saw" my doctor today????

We don't pay much attention to grammar mistakes on this forum. We're more interested in what each other has to say, and as log as people are polite, they can misspell, mis-speak, use whatever jargon they grew up with, etc., etc. (I am a retired editor, and now I get to value the content more than the delivery.)

So Shimpy, send me the name of that doctor!

Works for me - most days at least!!!!:beer3::beer3:

Not after finishing the scotch, merlot, and bailey's!

What's your doc's name?

......which reminds me....
.....whutt evir becomed of duh band calld duh "PEDANTICS" ?

...hain't herd know tell uf dem since we lass seen 'em .

Could be, but you can bet it's gonna hurt....

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Magic trick -Guy sawed in half- - YouTube

I went to my doctor and informed him that I thought I had a case of "anal glaucoma".

He asked what is "anal glaucoma", as he never heard of it.

I told him, "I couldn't see my ass going to work anymore". :jester:

That's funny!