You may be a pet lover...
 

...if your pizza sometimes has an added ingredient of hair!

(Let's get this list started!) In honor of Jeff Foxworthy, of course. :bigbow:


http://www.jefffoxworthy.com/

If you cannot find a Feb 2015 TV Rental Pet Friendly

If you offer to keep someone's pets for them for the month of February!

When you don’t think it’s the least bit strange to stand outside at 4:04AM chirping “Pee Lulu Lulu...Pee for daddy”, while Lulu Lulu tends to play and forget why she’s out there. You can give 2 !@#$s what the neighbors think.

With a sweet, innocent face like that, I bet Lulu has you twisted around her little paw.

You spend more for their urinary incontinence food than your monthly nail and hair appointment.

You just dropped $650 at the vet and your dog's wearing jammies and you're more concerned about him than your upcoming Visa bill.

You might be a pet lover...
 

...if you find yourself looking for TV shows your pet loves watching and often get stuck with Animal Planet.

(Fortunately for some of us, our last pet who paid any attention to the TV--Sport-- loved watching anything with a moving ball-- golf, football, baseball, soccer, basketball. So, he was in pet heaven and so was my father.) :popcorn:

I rescind the offer to keep your pets for the month of February :shocked:

You try to buy clothes the same color as your pets' fur.

Lollipop loves watching television.
She was a rescue who weighs 70 lbs..
The people who gave her up for adoption found her very annoying.
The biggest complaint they had ....
Whenever a dog or cat appeared on TV, Lollipop would run over and lick the screen.
We easily trained her to stop licking the television.
However she still watches TV and when she sees an animal, she pants and moans.
She especially enjoys the Westminster Dog Show.

Now that's funny Bare. Thanks for sharing. :doggie::doggie:

You may be a pet lover.....
 

.....if you love to watch Cesar Millan or Jackson Galaxy on TV.
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.....if you have arguments with your spouse because you're obsessed with the Animal Planet Channel.
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.....if you're a dog or cat and you get sexually aroused when another dog or cat of the opposite sex is around.
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And..... ff you're not annoyed when you see Fifi taking her master out to dinner at a local restaurant or you see another poop thread starting on
TOTV.

You are a pet lover when the pet hotel (kennel) bill was as almost as big as yours on vacation and you just smile, realizing the total included a frost paw and tuck in sevice and knowing she was taken care of with no worries while you were away.

You might be a pet lover...
 

...if your pockets are almost always full of bags for poop clean-up.


I resemble those remarks. :coolsmiley: