Open Your Trunk
 

A rookie motorcycle officer stopped a lady for speeding. After approaching the car to ask for license and registration the lady loudly yells that she has just murdered her husband and the body is in the trunk.

The young officer is startled an draws his weapon and tells the lady to stay in the car and wait for reinforcements.

Soon the traffic Sergeant arrives with two patrol cars and demands the keys to open the trunk.

After discovering no body in the trunk the Sergeant angrily asks the lady why she said she had her dead husband in the trunk?

The lady calmly replies. "See, he's lying about me speeding too."