Why Men Don't Need Their Own Forum
 

Women will understand this! Men should memorize it!

Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!

DANGEROUS: SAFER: SAFEST: ULTRA SAFE:

What's for dinner? Can I help you with dinner? Where would you like to go for dinner? Here, have some wine.

Are you wearing that? Wow, you sure look good in brown! WOW! Look at you! Here, have some wine

What are you so worked up about? Could we be overreacting? Here's my paycheck. Here, have some wine.

Should you be eating that? There are some apples left. Would you like some chocolate? Here, have some wine.

What did you DO all day? I hope you didn't over-do it today. I've always loved you in that robe! Here, have some wine!

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What if she does not drink? :joke:

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Then make her a martini!!

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Lets Get him girls...
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As My Good Fiend John Always Said WOMEN YOU CAN'T LIVE WITH THEM AND YOU CAN'T LIVE WITH THEM :beer3: :beer2: :hot: He Never said it to his wife

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Bsliny, The only expression I ever use for any situation pertaining to Barbara is:

"yeah, you're right, I'm sorry".

JohnnyM

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JUST keep saying yes dear it drives them crazy

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Right backatcha Peechie!

And to all the men --

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I can't cut the grass today, the game is on. Here have some WHINE!
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Can you call that guy about that thing and pick up my cleaning, I'M much too busy. Here have some WHINE!
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Hon, if you're getting up, can you bring me some leftovers. My shoulder aches. Here have some WHINE!
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Don't use so much starch in my shirts. I get chaffed. Here have some WHINE!
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I can't change these diapers, it triggers my gag reflex. Here have some WHINE!
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That's the grocery bill? I thought ground meat was 98 cents a pound! Here have some WHINE!
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Oh boys, would you like a little cheese with that Whine???

All in good fun! You know we love you Peechie! :-*

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Chel..I couldn't put it better myself...http://www.millan.net/minimations/sm...ffeescreen.gif

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As the concept pertains to Valentine's Day gifts....

Ultra Safe - A bottle of Cote Du Rone
Very Safe - Emerald earrings
Safe - A Box of Chocolates
Dangerous - Golf Shoes

The golf shoes will help her avoid slipping when washing your car in the winter when it's icy.

;D

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English you hit the nail http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/g...e2008/ATT9.gif right on it's head. I'm a happy guy!

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Peechie,

you forgot Very Dangerous!...A vacuume cleaner >:(

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Who is it that said "If momma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy"?

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I think it was the Captain of the Love Boat, Mr. jjdees!