A Laugh a Day ....
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Golf-Tinker
This was really great!!! Loved it! |
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My Son the Veterinarian
Every Sunday, a little old lady placed $2,000 in the collection plate. This went on for weeks until the pastor, overcome by curiosity, approached her. "Ma'am, I couldn't help but notice that you put $2,000 a week in the collection plate," he stated. "Why, yes," she replied, "every week my son sends me money, and what I don't need, I give to the church." The pastor replied, "That's wonderful, how much does he send you?" The old lady said, "Oh, $20,000 a week." The pastor was amazed. "Your son is very successful; what does he do for a living?" "He"s a veterinarian," she answered. "That's a very honorable profession," the pastor says. "Where does he practice?" The old lady said proudly, "Well, he has two cat houses in Las Vegas and one in Reno. |
The Barber Shop
A man walking down the street stuck his head in the barber shop door and said, "Bob Peters here"?
The barber turned to him and said, "Nope, we just cut hair." |
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A drunk is walking down the street and passes a woman holding a dog
He says thats the ugliest pig i've ever seen She replies your drunk thats not a pig thats a dog And he says i was talking to the dog :hot: :beer3: :hot: |
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ooooohhhhh! That bad, thats really bad!!! Its so bad it's good!!! 1rnfl
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