How do you know you are getting old?
 

I laugh in surprise when signs of aging show up unexpectedly. Maybe you have some of your own loopy signs to share....

--I'm on the interstate and slam the brakes when I see a trooper, glancing at the speedometer and realize I'm doing 67.

--I buy a front closure bra to make fastening simple, then I can't figure out how it works.

I read TOTV

I buy dog food online so I won't have to lug 30-lb bags to the car, then into the house.

When I buy beer, I ask if they want to see my ID and they just look at me and smile and say "that's OK".

I'm now lying about my kids' ages.

I thought I was the only one that did that!

"Young people" speak to you with respect instead of talking to you like a real person.

Comfort is more important than looking good.

Nobody asks your age. They automatically give you the Senior Discount.

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when I look in the mirror, I see my mother's face....

Those brown spots on my skin are no longer freckles.

In TN they have to check EVERYONE by law. :a040:

Stuff hurts that didn't use to hurt.

Young people call me Mister.

When bending over, it takes a while to back up, and straight.

It takes a while to drop on your knees, to the floor!!!

Same here, only I see my Fathers face :cryin2: