Why Dogs make better partners than women
 

Why dogs make better partners than women.

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog's parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point
across.

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a
day.

7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, 'If I died, would
you get another dog?'

10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give
them away.

11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling
you a pervert.

12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They
just think it's interesting.

13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

14. If a dog leaves, it won't take your stuff.

Re: Why Dogs make better partners than women
 

Okay Handie, I'll have to defend them. Not that the ladies are incapable of rebuting your comments themselves, but I'll keep it clean and civil.

Why dogs are better than men...
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Dogs always think you're smart and don't make fun of your shortcomings

Dogs are willing to sleep on a rug and fetch on command

Dogs spend less time worrying about hair loss

Old buddies don't show up on doorstep unexpectedly

Dogs are utterly disinterested in professional sports

Your parents find them easier to like

Dogs are rarely jealous of your former boyfriends

Dogs are willing to hold your purse in public

Unlikely to roll over and lose consciousness immediately following intense play

Dogs don't complain when you want to go for a walk

Dogs are willing to eat anything you put on their plate and will always want more

Dogs tend to bath themselves daily, men must be encouraged to do so

You can put a dog in a crate when you don't feel like having it around

Dogs expect to go outside on leashes... men think they can do everything on their own

Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.

Dogs miss you when you're gone.

You never wonder whether your dog is good enough for you.

Dogs feel guilt when they've done something wrong.

Dogs don't brag about whom they have slept with.

Dogs don't criticize your friends.

Dogs admit when they're jealous.

Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.

Dogs do not play games with you -- except fetch (and they never laugh at how you throw).

Dogs are happy with any video you choose to rent, because they know the most important thing is that you're together.

Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence.

You can train a dog.

Dogs are easy to buy for.

Dogs are good with kids.

Dogs are already in touch with their inner puppies.

You are never suspicious of your dog's dreams.

Gorgeous dogs don't know they're gorgeous.

The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas.
(OK. The *really* worst disease you can get from them is rabies, but there's a vaccine for it, and you get to kill the one that gives it to you.)

Dogs understand what NO means.

Dogs don't need therapy to undo their bad socialization.

Dogs don't make a practice of killing their own species.

Dogs understand if some of their friends cannot come inside.

Dogs do not read at the table.

You can house train a dog.

You can force a dog to take a bath.

Dogs don't correct your stories.

Middle-aged dogs don't feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner.

Dogs aren't threatened by a woman with short hair.

Dogs aren't threatened by two women with short hair.

Dogs don't mind if you do all the driving.

Dogs love to dance

Dogs don't step on the imaginary brake.

Dogs admit it when they're lost.

Dogs don't weigh down your purse with their stuff.

Dogs look at your eyes.

Dogs like your size.

Dogs do not care whether you shave your legs.

Dogs take care of their own needs.

Dogs are color blind.

Dogs aren't threatened if you earn more than they do.

Dogs mean it when they kiss you.

Dogs are nice to your relatives.

Dogs obsess about you as much as you obsess about them.

Dogs don't care how you dress

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Re: Why Dogs make better partners than women
 

You guys are 2 sick dogs. ;D

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Dog gone you two are good.

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Now as I tried to explain, I was only trying to protect you from the wrath of several of our more vicious members. :yikes: You ever been in a situation where you take a little tap to keep from getting kicked in the :edit: ? Imagine the responses from (names deleted to protect me). :cus: And I definitely admire your gut. :bow:

Oh, I especially liked your #10 & 11.

Re: Why Dogs make better partners than women
 

Handie,

It's great that you prefer dogs as I'm sure your new quarters are in the doghouse! ;D

Enjoy it, bud.

VK

Re: Why Dogs make better partners than women
 

[quote=handieman ]
Why dogs make better partners than women.
A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, 'If I died, would you get another dog?'
If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
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Handie, Thanks for the post. I'm still giggling. :a20:

Re: Why Dogs make better partners than women
 

And I thought Handieman was the ladies' man of TOTV? :joke: Muncle may have taken your spot Handie. :bigthumbsup: ;D

Re: Why Dogs make better partners than women
 

Handie...

We should've known that the woman's list would be three times longer than the men's. We need to add #15: Dogs express themselves in few words.

This is good
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[QUOTE=gfmucci;108452]Handie...

We should've known that the woman's list would be three times longer than the men's. We need to add #15: Dogs express themselves in few words.[/QUOTE]

Dogs express themselves in one word, "WOOF".

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

Old joke
If you want to know what true love is, lock your wife and your dog in your car trunk, come back in an hour, who is happy to see you?

15 reasons why a dog is better than a man

1. Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.

2. Dogs miss you when you're gone.

3. Dogs feel guilt when they've done something wrong.

4. Dogs don't brag about whom they've slept with.

5. Dogs don't critcise your friends.

6. Dogs admit when they're jealous.

7. Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence.

8. Dogs understand what "no" means.

9. You can house train a dog.

10. Middle-aged dogs don't feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner.

11. Dogs don't mind if you do all the driving.

12. Dogs don't step on the imaginary brake.

13. Dogs admit it when they're lost.

14. Dogs can't feel threatened if you earn more than they do.

15. Dogs mean it when they kiss you.

This thread has gone to the dogs! :laugh: