Gal meets guy in village
 

Lady sitting at a bar in the villages notices a man next to her that she's never seen before. Here is how the conversation went:
Lady: Hi
Guy: Hi
Lady: Don't think I've ever seen you around here before.
Guy: Yup, my 1st time here.
Lady: Where you from?
Guy: Actually, I've been in prison for the last 30 years.
Lady: Ya, right!
Guy: No kidding, 30 years.
Lady: What did you do to get 30 years?
Guy: I killed my wife.
Lady: Oh, so you're single!