This sounds like a golf book I need
 

There is a new Golf How To book on the market. A list of the chapters follows.

New Golf Book

Chapter 1 - How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt

Chapter 2 - How to Hit a Nike from the Rough, when You Hit a Titeleist from the Tee

Chapter 3 - How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a Bunker

Chapter 4 - How to Get More Distance off the Shank

Chapter 5 - When to Give the Ranger the Finger

Chapter 6 - Using Your Shadow on the Greens to Maximize Winnings

Chapter 7 - When to Implement Handicap Management

Chapter 8 - Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9:00 a.m.

Chapter 9 - How to Rationalize a 6 Hour Round

Chapter 10 – Golf Course First Aid – treatment of ball induced head injuries

Chapter 11 - How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the Water

Chapter 12 - Why your Spouse Doesn't Care That You Birdied the 5th hole

Chapter 13 - Using Curse words Creatively to Control Ball Flight

Chapter 14 - When to Let a Foursome Play through Your Twosome

Chapter 15 - How to Relax When You Are Hitting five off the Tee

Chapter 16 - When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent

Chapter 17 - God and the Meaning of the Birdie-to-Bogey Three Putt

Chapter 18 - When to Re-grip Your Ball Retriever

Chapter! 19- Throwing Your Clubs: An Effective Stress-Reduction Technique

Chapter 20 - Can You really Purchase a Better Golf Game?

Chapter 21 - Why Male Golfers Will Pay $5.00 a Beer from the Cart Girl and Give Her a $3 Tip, but Will Balk at $3.50 at the 19th Hole and Stiff the Bartender.