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DougB 08-29-2014 08:38 PM
Breaking News
 
BREAKING NEWS: Florida Gators football practice was delayed nearly 2 hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Will Muschamp immediately suspended practice & called the police & Federal investigators. After a complete analysis FBI experts determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season!

mtdjed 08-29-2014 08:42 PM
Good one!

redwitch 08-29-2014 09:44 PM
Seriously snarky (and downright hysterical)!

2BNTV 08-29-2014 10:26 PM
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Originally Posted by DougB (Post 930428)
BREAKING NEWS: Florida Gators football practice was delayed nearly 2 hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Will Muschamp immediately suspended practice & called the police & Federal investigators. After a complete analysis FBI experts determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season!
Your a funny dude! :1rotfl:

I think my Giants will have the same problem this year.

Bonnevie 08-30-2014 07:58 AM
as a 'Noles fan, thank you for making my day!

tainsley 08-30-2014 04:43 PM
Funny!

kellyjam 08-30-2014 04:50 PM
And here I thought the punch line would be Cocaine. Too much Eric Clapton I guess.

Doro22 08-30-2014 06:09 PM
Lol!


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