Golf, better than sex?
 

David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons
Why Golf Is Better Than Sex.....

#10...A below par performance is considered darn good.
#9... You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.
#8... It's much easier to find the sweet spot.
#7... Foursomes are encouraged.
#6... You can still make money doing it as a senior.
#5... Three times a day is possible.
#4... Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.
#3... If you live in Florida , you can do it almost every day.
#2... You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.
And the NUMBER ONE reason why golf is better than sex.....
#1... When your equipment gets old you can replace it!

Re: Golf, better than sex?
 

Funny post, Rockinronda. On the topic of golf jokes...

WHAT ABOUT HARRY??

Noting that her husband looked more haggard and disgruntled than usual after his weekly golf game, his wife asked what was wrong.

He answered, "Well, on the fourth hole, Harry had a heart attack and died. It was terrible! The rest of the day, it was hit the ball, drag Harry, hit the ball, drag Harry."