Talk of The Villages Florida - Man of the House

The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "YOU CAN BE THE MAN
OF YOUR HOUSE". He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now
on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You
will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal,
you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are going to go
upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want. Afterwards, you
are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me
dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then
tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?

The wife replied, "The f***ing funeral director would be my first guess."