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Donna 04-22-2008 08:35 AM

Lawyer with a Heart.........
 

One afternoon, a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two

men along the roadside eating grass.

Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man, 'Why are you eating grass?' 'We don't have any money for food,' the poor man

replied. 'We have to eat grass.' 'Well, then, you can come with me

to my house and I'll feed you,' the lawyer said. 'But sir, I have a

wife and two children with me.They are over there, under that tree.'

'Bring them along,' the lawyer replied.

Turning to the other poor man he stated, 'You come with us, also.' The second man, in a

pitiful voice, then said, 'But sir, I also have a wife and six children with me!' 'Bring them

all, as well,' the lawyer answered. They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even

for a car as large as the limousine was.


Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, 'Sir, you are too

kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you. The lawyer replied, 'Glad to do it. You'll really

love my place............The grass is almost a foot high.' ;D



Sidney Lanier 04-22-2008 09:31 AM

Re: Lawyer with a Heart.........
 
Badaboom! Badabing!!! '-)

Donna 04-22-2008 01:01 PM

Re: Lawyer with a Heart.........
 
My father is going to come out of his grave and get me for this....

He was a Criminal Trial Attorney!!! :o

Forgive me father! ;D

Taltarzac 04-22-2008 01:03 PM

Re: Lawyer with a Heart.........
 
I like lawyer jokes for some reason. :joke:


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