Gorgeous kids, ugly parents ...
 

Donna's 'Wal-Mart Greeter' joke reminded me of the one about the two ugly parents walking with their two incredibly beautiful daughters on the boardwalk. Someone quietly commented to a companion, "How could two such ugly people make two such beautiful children?" Naturally the comment was overheard, and one of the parents retorted, "You know, we didn't make them with our faces!"...