REVISED>>>>>TWO TREES......
 

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Two Trees

It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but, here is one:

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A
small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot tell.

Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says,
"Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree.

He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It
is, however, the best piece of ash I ever *******!!******* (had).

Wipe that smile off your face ;-) GEEZ I am moderating my own posts!!! I must read carefully before, copy paste! REVISED as I reread and :redface: Sorry

Re: REVISED>>>>>TWO TREES......
 

Why'd ya change/censor/moderate the punchline? You already said pecker 4 lines earlier. I mean, it's not like you said :edit:

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I SAID WOODPECKER!!!!!!! :edit: :edit: :edit: :edit: :edit: :o :dontknow: