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REDCART 04-30-2008 01:18 AM

Should I sell the Boat?
 
Should I sell the boat ???

Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential down pour.

The wind was blowing 50 mph. I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed.

There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.'

My loving wife of 20 yrs replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that sh_it?'

Just Susan 04-30-2008 02:46 PM

Re: Should I sell the Boat?
 
Hysterical! http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/j...k/36_11_61.gif Thanks.

Rokinronda 04-30-2008 03:14 PM

Re: Should I sell the Boat?
 
GOOD ONE! 1rnfl

Donna 04-30-2008 03:55 PM

Re: Should I sell the Boat?
 
http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/laugh3.gif.......Love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/laugh3.gif

Village Kid 2 04-30-2008 04:17 PM

Re: Should I sell the Boat?
 
gryoung,

Are you and The Great Fumar married to the same sweet woman??
:dontknow: Yikes. See below. :o

https://www.talkofthevillages.com/sm...ic,5924.0.html

samhass 04-30-2008 04:43 PM

Re: Should I sell the Boat?
 
Sell the boat? Why? She has to have something to do while you are out fishing!!! ;D ;)

Just Susan 04-30-2008 05:59 PM

Re: Should I sell the Boat?
 
VK that discovery on your part,makes this even funnier! :bigthumbsup:

TomW 04-30-2008 06:28 PM

Re: Should I sell the Boat?
 
An old story but true. The two happiest days of my life were the day I bought the boat and the day I sold it.

JUREK 04-30-2008 07:51 PM

Re: Should I sell the Boat?
 
TOM:
You got it buddy, all my friends would come out of the woodwork once the boat was put back in the water every spring..They were all sick the previous weeks when I had to paint the bottom of hull and wax the boat.. lol :bigthumbsup:

MMC24 04-30-2008 07:54 PM

Re: Should I sell the Boat?
 
This is my philosophy on fishing. . . . . . . . . . . .

If my wife is sleeping on her left side when I get up to go fishing I fish off the left side of the boat and I always catch my limit.

If she is sleeping on her right side I fish off the right side of the boat and I always catch my limit.

If she is sleeping on her back - I don't go fishing!!!!

REDCART 05-01-2008 02:35 AM

Re: Should I sell the Boat?
 
Your responses are funnier than the joke. Thanks. George


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