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schotzyb 05-06-2008 11:42 PM

The Old Man and the Marine
 
Subject: The old man and the Marine

One day in 2008 in front of the White House, an old man approached a Marine standing guard and said "I would like to go in and meet the President Hillary Clinton".
The Marine replied "Si, Mrs. Clinton is not the President and doesn't reside here".
The old man said "Okay", and walked away.
The next day, the old man approached the same Marine guarding the White House and said to the Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton".
The Marine told the old man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mrs. Clinton is not the President and doesn't reside here".
The old man thanked the Marine and walked away.
The third day, the same old man approached the same Marine guarding the White House, and said "I would like to go in and meet the President Hillary Clinton".
The Marine, somewhat irritated at this point answered the old man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mrs. Clinton. I've told you already that Mrs. Clinton is not President and doesn't reside here. Do you understand?"
The old man answered kindly, "Oh, I understand fine, I just love hearing your answer!"
The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow sir."

barb1191 05-19-2008 12:12 AM

Re: The Old Man and the Marine
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by schotzyb
Subject: The old man and the Marine

One day in 2008 in front of the White House, an old man approached a Marine standing guard and said "I would like to go in and meet the President Hillary Clinton".
The Marine replied "Si, Mrs. Clinton is not the President and doesn't reside here".
The old man said "Okay", and walked away.
The next day, the old man approached the same Marine guarding the White House and said to the Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton".
The Marine told the old man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mrs. Clinton is not the President and doesn't reside here".
The old man thanked the Marine and walked away.
The third day, the same old man approached the same Marine guarding the White House, and said "I would like to go in and meet the President Hillary Clinton".
The Marine, somewhat irritated at this point answered the old man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mrs. Clinton. I've told you already that Mrs. Clinton is not President and doesn't reside here. Do you understand?"
The old man answered kindly, "Oh, I understand fine, I just love hearing your answer!"
The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow sir."

Is this supposed to be funny? It's not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Back at yah with your own words. 040

chelsea24 05-19-2008 03:12 AM

Re: The Old Man and the Marine
 
Barb, I love your avator! That little dog reminds me of Edward G. Robinson! LOL :bigthumbsup:

SteveFromNY 05-19-2008 02:18 PM

Re: The Old Man and the Marine
 
I thought it was funny.

JohnM 05-19-2008 04:01 PM

Re: The Old Man and the Marine
 
as did I...


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