Here is How Christmas Gift Wrapping Goes
 

Christmas Gift Wrapping with a Dachshund (you can insert your breed)...

1. Gather presents, boxes and paper in middle of living room floor.
2. Get tape back from Dachshund.
3. Open box.
4. Take Dachshund out of box.
5. Take scissors from Dachshund.
6. Put present in box.
7. Remove present from Dachshund's mouth.
8. Put back in box after removing Dachshund from box.
9. Take scissors away and sit on them.
10. Remove Dachshund from box and put lid on it.
11. Unroll paper.
12. Take Dachshund off box.
13. Wrap paper around box.
14. Remove Dachshund from box and take wrapping paper from her mouth.
15. Fend off Dachshund trying to steal tape and tape one spot.
16. Take box from Dachshund.
17. Remove Dachshund from present and hurriedly slap on tape.
18. Take soggy bow from Dachshund and tape on since sticky stuff ruined.
19. Grab present before Dachshund opens it and put away.
20. Take 2 aspirin, sit down in chair, Dachshund will fall asleep on your lap.

Love this! I just sent this to my friend who has a 70-lb puppy who's into Everything. I inserted his name into all of it.

Oh, and I amended #20 to Take 2 glasses of wine.

i wrap the doggie gifts in tissue paper.....my dog...loves tissue paper...opens them all in minutes.... quite a bit of laughter watching him...he loves it..and it's fast..and gives them something to do while we are opeing ours...

::BigApplause::BigApplause::BigApplause:

So much fun...
 

I loved this. And here is how to wrap a cat for Christmas....


youtube cat helping wrap presents - Bing Videos

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And would his name be Old Saint Nic?
Can you post a picture of Nic for folks to see - cutest puppy ever - I met him at the dog park.

Here is "Old Saint Nic"... the 70-lb puppy from Michigan. Notice how he is enacting the Christmas Wrapping instructions for his owner Sue.