Bothersome seatmate --- questionable taste
 

If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on a plane or train follow these instructions:

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Start up
4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen.
5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.
6. Then hit this link http://boortz.com/mp3/archive/countdown.swf

Re: Bothersome seatmate --- questionable taste
 

:yikes:...You are so bad>>>>>Muncle>>>>>http://www.millan.net/minimations/sm...devilsmile.gif

Re: Bothersome seatmate --- questionable taste
 

:o imagine if your plane neighbor is an air marshall??!!!!! OMG I hate to think what could happen. ::) ??? :verymad: :super: :cop:

Re: Bothersome seatmate --- questionable taste
 

OMG Rhonda...I never thought of that!! :o

Re: Bothersome seatmate --- questionable taste
 

Yep - fast way to end up being wire-cuffed by the TSA Federal Air Marshall (if one's on the plane - or the flight crew may do it) to the seat until the plane lands; followed by a rather uncomfortable discussion with the FBI after being photo'd and printed; then hoping the Assistant US Attorney won't accept prosecution (very doubtful)(whole host of charges available these days!); then that the Federal Magistrate will allow bond (highly doubtful until all security checks have cleared); and last but not least - your allowable phone call to a relative seeking help gets you help without it costing you many thousands of dollars and your reputation.

I know this is the "humor" board, but I've seen first-hand how jokes on aircraft and airports can go far astream from the intent. PLEASE remember that anything which can be taken - even incorrectly - as having the potential of terrorist intent where public transportation is concerned will result in a strong law enforcement response.