I found a pill in my house.
 

It was not mine.
I do not know where it came from.
A true mystery.
One can only wonder if I have been visited by Bill Cosby. :p

Maybe it is one of your dog's stash. Have you questioned them?

Z

Maybe Rush Limbaugh.

ET's trail of viagra?

Remember when the Doctor prescribed those pills to help your memory?

I didn't think so. :ohdear:

I would take it and see what happens. [BTW,I am not a doctor and no one has ever taken any of my advice. Not even once.]

These keep getting better

Why don't you call the TV radio station. They can probably help find the owner. A classified in the Sun might also be helpful.

"To get back to the warning that I received. You may take it with however many grains of salt that you wish. That the brown acid that is circulating around us isn't too good. It is suggested that you stay away from that. Of course it's your own trip. So be my guest, but please be advised that there is a warning on that one, ok?"

Would you please explain further? I'm not familiar with this issue.

Ever heard of ....... "Woodstock" ?

Yes, it is a quote from the PA System at Woodstock . No , I wasn't there .

I had a " flat-top " haircut and belonged to the Boy Scouts at the time .

I believe that you may have been visited by " The White Rabbit " . He most likely is retired by now : As written by Grace Slick and performed / released in 1967 by " The Jefferson Airplane " :

The White Rabbit :
One pill makes you larger ......
And one pill makes you small .......
And the ones that Mother gives you ........
Don`t do anything at all ...........
Chorus :
Go ask Alice .....................
When she`s ten feet tall --lllllllllllllll.. !
Feed your Head !
Feed your Head !

Yes. Do what is the relevance of the quotation marks in your first post? Who are quoting?

The pill was left by the pill fairy.