Daddy Longlegs
 

A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he
reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his
eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders. Suddenly she just Stopped
and stared at the ground. He went over to her to see what work of God had
captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two
Spiders mating.

"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
"They're mating," her father replied.

"What do you call the spider on top?" she asked.
"That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered.

"So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.

As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he
Replied "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."

The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then
Took her foot and stomped them flat, saying "Well, we're not having any
Of that brokeback mountain s**t in our garden."

Brings a tear to your eye...doesn't it

Re: Daddy Longlegs
 

So much for the need to have pest control.....

Re: Daddy Longlegs
 

Reminds me of an adorably precocious little 4 year old girl named Angela who had a beautiful little doll named Stephanie and an industrial strength perky gorgeous little puppy named Porky. But it's a filthy story, so I won't tell it.

Re: Daddy Longlegs
 

Muncle, that's just mean! Any chance you'll pm it? Please!!!!!!