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JohnnyM 05-26-2008 02:52 AM

Amore...Colonoscopy
 
Speakers on......Click on picture please....

http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/m...PROSTATA-1.jpg

KathieI 05-26-2008 03:00 AM

Re: Amore...Colonoscopy
 
I can laugh now! ;D

Don't have to face that for another 5 years! 1rnfl 1rnfl

Thanks, Johnny, it was hilarious! 1rnfl 1rnfl

Muncle 05-26-2008 03:16 AM

Re: Amore...Colonoscopy
 
Oh Johnny, that brought back some not so fond memories. :yikes:

Here's another one for you, without the good music.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2AnKr09jeY

JohnnyM 05-26-2008 03:25 AM

Re: Amore...Colonoscopy
 
Thanks Muncle, quite descriptive :yikes: :yikes: :yikes:

renielarson 05-26-2008 03:56 AM

Re: Amore...Colonoscopy
 
Johnny

I'll be darned! That was my doc and nurse! I wish. ::) ::) ::)

Well, a boring trip...went into room, nurse put in meds, next thing I knew was waking up and having the report read...

Now, how boring a trip is that? ???

Can't wait til my next time around (can you sense my sarcasm?)...loved the warmed blankets beforehand (yes, I really did) and the duh duh fuzzy mind after (NOT)!

Won't even begin to give you my opinion of the prep. :barf:

Muncle...those two fellas are so funny! Leave it to you to find that clip of theirs...just surprised you found it before 1 am....2 am....3 am ??? ??? ???

renielarson 05-28-2008 12:32 AM

Re: Amore...Colonoscopy
 
Dr. Visit for a colonoscopy

I went into my proctologist's office for my first rectal exam
His new nurse, Evelyn, took me to an examining room
And told me to get undressed and have a seat
Until the doctor could see me.
She said that he would only be a few minutes

After putting on the gown that she gave me,
I sat down.
While waiting I observed
That there were three items on a stand
Next to the exam table:

A Tube of K-Y jelly,
A rubber glove
And a beer ...


When the doctor finally came in I said,
"Look Doc, I'm a little confused.
This is my first exam.
I know what the K-Y is for
And I know what the glove is for,

But can you tell me what the BEER is for?


At that Doctor Paul became noticeably outraged and stormed over to the door ...

He flung the door open and yelled to his nurse .. . . . .

Darn it Evelyn !!!
I said a BUTT LIGHT"

Sidney Lanier 05-30-2008 02:05 AM

Re: Amore...Colonoscopy
 
Been there, done that (too many times), would prefer not the reminders! '-)


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